"Remember Anacreon? No? Well, then it's about time you get acquainted with it. This remake of the classic 4x space strategy game will make you wonder why people bother to buy games like this, when Anacreon is available for free."
"Welcome to the jungle, we\'ve got fun \'n games... and snobby actresses, mad scientists, and lederhosen. Find out more by downloading Flight of the Amazon Queen today!"
"All of his life, Dink has lived at the bottom of the social hierarchy. When what little he has is brutally taken away, it is time to show the world who he is!"
"Battlecruiser Millennium lets you take on the role of anyone you want. Want to command a Cruiser? You can do that. Want to be a marine or breitling imitacion fighter pilot? You "
"An epic battle between robots, eventually deciding who will gain power over an entire moon. When the dust settles only one can be left standing, but will that be you?"
"Do you like cheese? So does Weird Ed! Help him save his father, your girlfriend, and the world in this wacky remake of LucasArt\'s classic game of crossbow hunting!"
