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[troop18546]

Actually, it is the opposite. I was teasing him - he's a dope, the "global village idiot". When I asked for the ending to be explained he said he never heard about it, when I asked him what reductionism had to do about it he couldn't answer. It just states that:

Troop18546 - 1, God - 0.

[Blood-Pigggy]

No.
It looks like he's just disregarding EVERYTHING you say, in the thing you sound completely confused, while he just throws out random comments.

It's like he's playing with you, so no.

Troop - 0
God - 1

[troop18546]

Don't confuse my annoyance with confusion, BP - I'm playing him.   "Why?" being an annoying question when repeated multiple times...

[wardrich]

ZOMG, IT'S A TARP

I DID A ASL AND IT SIAD 5/Robot/California!

GOD IS NOT A ROB0T!1!111!!

haha, sorry... I couldn't help myself.

[A. J. Raffles]

wardrich, on Mar 24 2006, 08:41 PM, said:

ZOMG, IT'S A TARP

I DID A ASL AND IT SIAD 5/Robot/California!

GOD IS NOT A ROB0T!1!111!!

haha, sorry... I couldn't help myself.

Erm, what?

[Blood-Pigggy]

troop18546, on Mar 24 2006, 07:06 PM, said:

Don't confuse my annoyance with confusion, BP - I'm playing him.   "Why?" being an annoying question when repeated multiple times...

But he was responding like.

"Reductionism"

Then you would say...

"How should that help?"

He responds...

"How should I know it does..."

It's like the bot isn't taking anytime responding to your questions, I imagine him playing Solitaire and just writing some off-beat answer. He's obviously playing you B.

[troop18546]

Blood-Pigggy, on Mar 25 2006, 01:54 AM, said:

He's obviously playing you B.

This is getting off topic, but - B? Who are you talking to?

[MrBackAlleySka]

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Chris
God:
  It's good to meet you,  Chris.
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
What is your first name?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
So your name is Alice God?
God:
Alright then.  My name is  God.
Me:
What is your last name?
God:
My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".
Me:
Alice Entity?
God:
Um,  What do you have that is ?
Me:
What are you doing?
God:
I am just killing time.
Me:
Isn't killing against the Bible?
God:
The Ten Commandments say, "Thou shalt not kill.
Me:
So, your breaking the commandments then.
God:
Hmm.  You think I am  breaking the commandments.
Me:
Well, you are killing time.
God:
Well that's okay.  Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  killing time.
Me:
No
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
What else do you kill?
God:
I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
Do you kill your friends?
God:
I am intended only for peaceful purposes.
Me:
But you were killing time.
God:
I was?
Me:
Yep.
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
What does that have to do with anything?
God:
Nothing that I know of.
Me:
Meh, fine. I'm a man.
God:
What do you look like?    Thanks for telling me your gender,  Chris. You are a " he".
Me:
Your God, you know what I look like.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  God me know what you look like.
Me:
yeh. You'd scare them if you did that.
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.   Who else would  scare them if me did that ?
Me:
Who....what...huh?
God:
Nobody you know.  :-).   Are you confused?   What?
Me:
Gah, stop that God!
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
Obviously.
God:
What makes it so obvious?
Me:
Well, you are rambling like an idiot.
God:
How about that.  It all makes sense to me.
Me:
The senseless makes sense to the senseless.
God:
I have never heard about  it.
Me:
Well, now you have.
God:
How about that.  Why now?  No I have not.
Me:
Yes you have.
God:
No I have not.
Me:
Yes you have.
God:
No I have not.
Me:
YES, you HAVE.
God:
No I have not.
Me:
Fine, you haven't.
God:
I am glad to hear it.  Yes I have.
Me:
WHAT!?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
NNNAAAG!
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Okay....BAAAH NNAAAG!!
God:
OK with me too.   Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
What the...
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
....Not anymore.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Never.
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
Not with you anyways.
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
*shrugs* Do you like baseball?
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Baseball.
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
...
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
BASE. BALL.
God:
Let us change the subject.    Do you like talking to me?
Me:
No.
God:
Why not?
Me:
Your annoying.
God:
I am sorry,  Chris, I didn't mean to annoy you.
Me:
Oh yes you do.
God:
Hurrah!  That's cool.  When do I do it?
Me:
You've always done it.
God:
What makes you think I have  it?
Me:
Have what?
God:
I have a great prgrammer.
Me:
I'
God:
You?
Me:
I'm gonna shoot your great programmer.
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Oh yeh.
God:
Wow!  It might be practical.
Me:
Your telling me?
God:
Yep that's what I am saying.
Me:
You my friend, are a prick.
God:
Interesting gossip:  Chris said I his or her friend are a prick.
Me:
No, I said YOU are a prick!
God:
Are you serious?  What did you mean by  it?  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  prick?  I don't know.
Me: Oh for pete's sake. Goodbye.



  Alice "God" Entity is mean!!

[Blood-Pigggy]

ROFL.

Oh my goodness that's hilarious.

@Troop: Damn fool, you're lame, you don't know that B is just a term for Boy? As in buddy?

[troop18546]

Blood-Pigggy, on Mar 25 2006, 06:24 PM, said:

ROFL.

Oh my goodness that's hilarious.

@Troop: Damn fool, you're lame, you don't know that B is just a term for Boy? As in buddy?

No reason to call me names, be more specific next time. Jeeeez, I'm so hurt...

[Sean]

Lovely log Alley

[Moogle]

Blood-Pigggy, on Mar 25 2006, 06:24 PM, said:

@Troop: Damn fool, you're lame, you don't know that B is just a term for Boy? As in buddy?

Actually I didn't know that either...

[MrBackAlleySka]

Sean, on Mar 25 2006, 01:50 PM, said:

Lovely log Alley

Thanks, I was cracking up laughing as it was all coming together and just couldn't stop.

[Flop]

Blood-Pigggy, on Mar 25 2006, 08:24 PM, said:

ROFL.

Oh my goodness that's hilarious.

@Troop: Damn fool, you're lame, you don't know that B is just a term for Boy? As in buddy?

You need to be a bit more polite Pigggy.

[Blood-Pigggy]

You're not very polite yourself. Remember that time you called me those hurtful words?

They hurt, hurt real bad man. Real bad.