A. J. Raffles, on May 1 2006, 10:30 PM, said:
"... Danny is a Shropshire lad, which means he lives somewhere up north (don't ask me where exactly; I'm rubbish at geography) in one of those mountainy areas in which the winters last at least two months longer. He's half Swedish, which has earned him the nickname "köttbulle", presumably because he's small and lots of people like him. Or perhaps it is a subtle allusion to his past career as an expert spammer - there are certain similarities between köttbullar and spam: both resemble meat in a manner of speaking. Judging by his bad handwriting, Danny is born to be a doctor. He is also the proud owner of all rights to the word "meh" [damn you, Danny, that's another five quid]."
Shropshire: Largest inaldn country in the UK, West Midlands, North West of Birmingham, on the border with Wales.
And its rather flat in south shropshire.
As for "small", I dunno how many people call 5ft 11 small. Does make me larger than just about all my friends.
Which bring me onto the point that very few people like me. Heck, someone was shouting at me about 20 minutes ago for trying to be their friend.
Sadly I couldn't argue back properly as I was concentrating far too much on my tuna sandwich. Which had pissed them off in the first place, because I'd been off making the thing when they came on.
Spammer thing I agree with though ^^
And bad handwriting is my speciality.
(And thats quite a few five quids Im owed now. Even though its technically only a quid per use... Im not complaining ^^)