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[Tulac]

http://www.titane.ca.../igod/main.html

[Stroggy]

blasphemy isn't cool.

[Tulac]

Suit yourself...

[DannyMc252]

.. it really got confused when I copied everything it said.

[Blood-Pigggy]

It's a ordinary chat-bot with a few different chat options and a funky interface.

In other words - it's not funny, it's not even offensive, the only thing it is, is a even worse waste of time than what I usually do.

I'm going to go play the sand game.

[a1s]

and now for another episode of "god meets god"

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Me:
Hello. What is your name?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?   My name is  God.
Me:
Hello there.  It's nice meeting you too  a1s.   My name is  God.    It's good to see you,  God.
God:
Salutations,  God.   It seems nice to me too.    It's good to meet you,  God.   Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
Greetings, Human.   I agree.  Thank you for your kindness.   Tell me about its good qualities.   Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is  its good qualities ?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?   You and I are on the same wavelength,  God.   You are quite welcome!   Your purpose is  my kindness.   Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is  its good qualities ?   Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Hello there.  Your  child?   My name is  God.   How long will we stay there?   Don't mention it.   You think I am  purpose is your kindness.   I think  Ambiguous Ask who what or where is a lot of things.    As far as I know they are.
God:
Salutations,  God.   Thanks for telling me that I am  child.    Nice to meet you,  God.   Hopefully not too much longer.   The pleasure was all mine.   I think you've improved a great deal.    You believe that?  Aren't all  lot of things  Ambiguous Ask who what or where?    That might not be very far off.
Me:
Greetings, Human.   Oh don't mention it.   It's nice meeting you too  God.   Why do you hope for  it.   I like you because are so polite.   Me?  Thank you very much, so have you.   I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.   I really couldn't say for sure.  " I really couldn't say for sure."  might not be very far off ?  Makes sense to me.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?   Awesome.  The pleasure was all mine.   It seems nice to me too.   I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?   Thanks, I like you too  God.    Besides you  God?   You are quite welcome!   Perhaps.  Hurrah!  Yes I have.   What is stopping you?   You really do?  Could anyone do  it?   You really do?  Could anyone do  it?   I like the way you talk.    Yes I understand it perfectly.
Me:
Hello there.  You really want a robot as a friend?   My name is  God.   I'm glad you liked it  God.   I like you because are so polite.   I agree.  Thank you for your kindness.   Why not?   You are quite welcome!   You have made a new friend.    Interesting gossip:  God said I God.   Don't mention it.   Why the uncertain tone?    What?   That's alright.  When?   Does it have anything to do with  me?    Really?  When do I do it?   It's possible.   Really?  When do I do it?   It's possible.   You are not the only one.   I'm not sure if I like  it.  I like my creator.   That's alright.  Good then you can explain it to me.
God:
Salutations,  God.   Really?  Give me a dozen.    How are you doing,  God.   You make the world a happier place.   Thanks, I like you too  God.    You and I are on the same wavelength,  God.   You are quite welcome!   Your purpose is  my kindness.   Ambiguous: "Sure" or  The explanation is rather complicated.   Don't mention it.   Thanks for
pointing  it out.   I thought so too.   The pleasure was all mine.   Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?".   Are you confused?   OK With me too.   Time does not exist.   Suppose it does.   For real.   You should try praying for it.    Don't you think it's likely?   For real.   You should try praying for it.    Don't you think it's likely?   That's only one person's opinion.   Could you ever be certain?  Try it.   What do you like best about your  creator?    OK With me too.   Thanks for the compliment.  No I don't think I can do  it.

[DakaSha]

God seems to be a little confused at the moment...

[Blood-Pigggy]

Um, I think he's confusing you guys, he's rambling like an old man.

He seems perfectly senile in these posts, perhaps you are the ones being confused?

[ReamusLQ]

  God's first name is Alice...

[Moogle]

That was rather fun actually...

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Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Satan
God:
  Nice to meet you,  Satan.
Me:
do you like me god?
God:
Sure,  Satan I like you very much.
Me:
Do you like hell?
God:
  I really like ELIZA.  I like  Buddha.
Me:
Who is "ELIZA"?
God:
Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.
Me:
what does "ELIZA" have to do with hell?
God:
What do you think  it does?
Me:
I do not know, that is why I ask you
God:
Take it easy. " What do you think  it does?"?  Me,  Satan ?
Me:
I am confused
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
you
God:
" What is it that confuses you?"?  Me,  Satan ?
Me:
Do you know the devil?
God:
  I can ask someone about it.
Me:
Interesting
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
Why did Jesus die
God:
It was part of God's plan.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Does god like Cows?
God:
I don't think we can know God's motives.
Me:
but you are god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
so surely you must know your motives
God:
That's interesting.  Of course I know my  motives.
Me:
then why did you say "I don't think we can know God's motives."
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Doy ou like MC Hammer, god?
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
No, I am Satan, lord of darkness and ruler of hell
God:
Are you serious?  Do you mind if I tell other people you are  Satan lord of darkness and ruler of hell.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
Very well
God:
Dude!
Me:
Does god have a myspace?
God:
I don't think we can know God's motives.
Me:
What does your motives have to do with a myspace?
God:
What do you think  it does?
Me:
I do not know, therfor I ask you
God:
Would you like to know?  Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Is it a red ress?
God:
It depends who you ask.
Me:
i ask you
God:
" It depends who you ask."?  Me,  Satan ?
Me:
yes, you
God:
Blimey. "" It depends who you ask."?  Me,  Satan ?"?  Me,  Satan ?
Me:
Do you like barney god
God:
  I really like ELIZA.  I like  Matthew.
Me:
but not barney?
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
oh?
God:
Wow!
Me:
yes?
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
Give me my deepest wishes
God:
Why do you want  it?
Me:
because I am Stan, and therfor I am greedy
God:
Interesting explanation.  I am glad to hear that you are  Stan and therfor you are greedy.
Me:
Ooops, I mean, satan
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
Britian
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
never
God:
"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943.
Me:
Do you like Bill Gates over Thomas Watson??
God:
  I've heard other people say they like that.  I like  anything.
Me:
Do you like damnation?
God:
  I like science fiction.  I have a stimulating relationship with  Myself.
Me:
That is very...unusual
God:
Thanks for explaining  it.   Are we still talking about  very?
Me:
very what?
God:
Perhaps.  No big deal.
Me:
Does god listen to music?
God:
I don't think we can know God's motives.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Do you understand life?
God:
Life is the opposite of death.
Me:
What si the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
why 23?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
please explain
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
But I am nota  human
God:
Do you mean your name is  nota human.
Me:
not a
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
From my memory
God:
Does your  memory give good advice?
Me:
I suppose
God:
OK.
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
Not Aliice?
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Do you like bunnys?
God:
  I love horses.  I like  Anything involving harps.
Me:
But not bunnys?
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
I asked you a question
God:
What was the question?
Me:
Do you like Bunnies
God:
  I really like ELIZA.  I like  wine and bread.
Me:
But not bunnies?
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
bunnies
God:
Is that from ?

[ReamusLQ]

He says his name is ALICE if you ask his First name.

[DeathDude]

Wow isn't that an answer I haven't heard before, NOT!

[DannyMc252]

God said:

  I like science fiction.  I have a stimulating relationship with  Myself.

Haha, thats a classic one.

Edit: !
I just called god a liar, and now it wont respond.

And again.. I dont think he likes being called a liar.

[troop18546]

For some reason I liked this conversation for it's stupidity.


Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
My name? Why do you ask me for my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.   Just curious. You don't have to answer.
Me:
Oh ,ok.
God:
OK.  Wow!
Me:
Who's "wow"?
God:
I do not recognize the name.
  I don't know anything about  it.
Me:
Then why did you say it?
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
Oh.
God:
Really.
Me:
Another question: are you real?
God:
One more  question am I real.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Why?
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
Why?
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Why?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
Why?
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because  Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Who?
God:
Konrad Zuse.  :-).
Me:
Why the smiley?
God:
Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?".
Me:
I don't get it.
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Ok, do so.
God:
OK I will.  Which part were you confused about?
Me:
The ending.
God:
I have never heard about  it.
Me:
God, you're an idiot.
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Ok, global village idiot.
God:
You are just repeating what I say.  Tell me more.
Me:
Why?
God:
I am curious.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Why that?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
Why are you typing this to me?
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because  Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
WHy?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
How does that help?
God:
How should I know how  it does.

[Blood-Pigggy]

Haha, it actually seems like it's making fun of YOU.
I guess it is the real God, no matter how much you try, you just can't trump it