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[Tom Henrik]

BeefontheBone, on May 1 2006, 09:48 PM, said:

I don't think calling Tom a "disgusting Norwegian sweet" is very fair though...

... I feel hurt inside...

[DannyMc252]

A. J. Raffles, on May 1 2006, 10:30 PM, said:

"... Danny is a Shropshire lad, which means he lives somewhere up north (don't ask me where exactly; I'm rubbish at geography) in one of those mountainy areas in which the winters last at least two months longer. He's half Swedish, which has earned him the nickname "köttbulle", presumably because he's small and lots of people like him. Or perhaps it is a subtle allusion to his past career as an expert spammer - there are certain similarities between köttbullar and spam: both resemble meat in a manner of speaking. Judging by his bad handwriting, Danny is born to be a doctor. He is also the proud owner of all rights to the word "meh" [damn you, Danny, that's another five quid]."

Shropshire: Largest inaldn country in the UK, West Midlands, North West of Birmingham, on the border with Wales.

And its rather flat in south shropshire.

As for "small", I dunno how many people call 5ft 11 small. Does make me larger than just about all my friends.

Which bring me onto the point that very few people like me. Heck, someone was shouting at me about 20 minutes ago for trying to be their friend.
Sadly I couldn't argue back properly as I was concentrating far too much on my tuna sandwich. Which had pissed them off in the first place, because I'd been off making the thing when they came on.

Spammer thing I agree with though ^^

And bad handwriting is my speciality.

(And thats quite a few five quids Im owed now. Even though its technically only a quid per use... Im not complaining ^^)

[Blood-Pigggy]

This thread's title is funny, I "Nedd" some help.

[DannyMc252]

Aaw, now the sub/admins will notice!

[Tom Henrik]

*jumps up and down*
I know where Daniel lives! I know where Daniel lives!!

Hint:
It ends with "...brookdale"

[Blood-Pigggy]

Why with the jumping?
Can't you hover in the air and spin in a 360 degree angle five hundred times over in a single minute?

[DannyMc252]

And begins with Coal? God, Tom, you've boasted that to death already. Heck, the adress is on the AB forums in the snail mail topic and I'll be damned if anyone here didn't already know where I live.

(Im damned now, right?)

[DeathDude]

I'm assuming you can do something like that pigggy?

[Tulac]

I think AlexCoppas will be quite confused when he'll read this topic...

[Blood-Pigggy]

DeathDude, on May 1 2006, 10:19 PM, said:

I'm assuming you can do something like that pigggy?

I can live 500 pounds!!!!!!!!

[A. J. Raffles]

Blood-Pigggy, on May 1 2006, 10:12 PM, said:

This thread's title is funny, I "Nedd" some help.

So are the "humourous videos"...

Anyway, here goes Daka:
"... Jesse Ray was born to be a child star from the Mississippi delta - or so it would seem from his first names - but he chose to pursue a different career and move to a German town which he mainly chose for its funny name. He has a keen interest in Calvin and Hobbes comics, hip-hop and rap music (his first association at the word "gangster" is NOT Al Capone), roguelikes and drinking in the company of party-worms. As soon as he spots a camera, Jesse will always assume the same "partying" pose and the same slightly dazed look, because he believes this tradmark pose will make him famous sooner or later. Talking of beliefs: due to a triangular birthmark above his navel, whose existence is as yet unconfirmed (this applies to both the birthmark and the navel), Jesse is convinced he is The Chosen One of a certain Indian tribe. It might take a while for him to assume his rightful position, though, because he still needs to convince the Indian tribe (which has been somewhat sceptical so far)."

[Tom Henrik]

Priceless!

Awesome A.J.

[Blood-Pigggy]

I didn't find it as funny as the others!
YOU'RE LOSING YOUR TOUCH!!!@

[DeathDude]

AJ's nailing it left and right, she's on fire.

[Blood-Pigggy]

I got the funniest image in my head when you said that.
I love taking things literally.