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#1 DeathDude

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Posted 10 December 2006 - 09:37 PM

Think this should provide for some interesting responses, what are some strange, interesting, or memorable video game quotes that made you go what? huh? or some other word that caused confusion, puzzlement and so on.

Some of mine would be:

"Go Home and Be a Family Man" From Street Fighter 2, Guile says this to the fighters after he beats them, the irony in it is *spoilers* in his ending that's exactly what he does!

"You spoony bard!" Classic line from FF 4.

"I, Garland, will knock you down!" From FF 1

"The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?"
Bad Dudes-NES

"You! Invaders! Get you the hot bullets of shotgun to die!"

-Battle Rangers/Bloody Wolf (Arcade)

So what are some of the memorable quotes that you remember. That would fit here. :)

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Posted 11 December 2006 - 01:14 PM

as piggy was saying the bug girl in Twilight Princess is freaky as hell:

(this isnt 100% accurate but its not exagerated... just the wording isnt completly right)

"Oh Stag beetle what sharp pinchers you have! I bet they feel so good!"




i cant remeber the other ones but they are all really messed up ^^

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Posted 11 December 2006 - 01:42 PM

"I'm gonna rip you head off and *crapola* down your neck!" - Duke Nukem 3D (and he literally does just that!)

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Posted 11 December 2006 - 03:35 PM

Of course, I must say...

ALL YOUR BASE!!1!2one!@

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Posted 11 December 2006 - 06:46 PM

View PostDakaSha, on Dec 11 2006, 08:14 AM, said:

as piggy was saying the bug girl in Twilight Princess is freaky as hell:

(this isnt 100% accurate but its not exagerated... just the wording isnt completly right)

"Oh Stag beetle what sharp pinchers you have! I bet they feel so good!"




i cant remeber the other ones but they are all really messed up ^^

Better one

"Oh little slug, I just want to bath in all your slime... little slug."

Or Zant, the crazy boss freak.

"OOF OOF! GIVE ME MEAT!"

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Posted 12 December 2006 - 07:24 AM

Uh oh! The truck have started to move!
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The Winner is you!
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Posted 12 December 2006 - 01:52 PM

A better one is "A WINNER IS YOU!"
From Big Rigs racing.

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Posted 12 December 2006 - 01:55 PM

View Postgreywolf, on Dec 11 2006, 03:35 PM, said:

Of course, I must say...

ALL YOUR BASE!!1!2one!@

:D
You fail... It's all your base are belong to us. Goddamn don't they teach you nuttin' on the internet these days. And, Someone set up us the bomb!

Those are from zero wing for sega genesis.

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Posted 12 December 2006 - 02:08 PM

View PostBlood-Pigggy, on Dec 12 2006, 06:52 AM, said:

A better one is "A WINNER IS YOU!"
From Big Rigs racing.

Actually that quote started from Pro Wrestling on the nes, not "the" (as was referred earlier) but "A".

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Posted 12 December 2006 - 02:13 PM

Nothing beats "A WINNER IS YOU! MOVE TO NEXT!"

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Posted 12 December 2006 - 05:03 PM

View PostPotatoe, on Dec 12 2006, 06:55 AM, said:

View Postgreywolf, on Dec 11 2006, 03:35 PM, said:

Of course, I must say...

ALL YOUR BASE!!1!2one!@

:D
You fail... It's all your base are belong to us. Goddamn don't they teach you nuttin' on the internet these days. And, Someone set up us the bomb!

Those are from zero wing for sega genesis.

Of course I know the entire quote! I've seen the video like ten times already. I just didn't feel like typing the whole thing out since I know everyone already knows it.

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Posted 12 December 2006 - 07:55 PM

If you want strange sayings you only need to play a game in a language other than its original one, so many examples. Or you can take some of that great newspaper articles randomly generated in SimCity 2000, you couldn't decide if they made sense or not.

This is not from a game, it's a spec from a computers shop's site:

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Posted 14 December 2006 - 04:14 PM

"It's time to kick *butt* and chew bubble-gum... and I'm all out of gum."
"Hail to the King baby!"

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Posted 15 December 2006 - 07:06 PM

SAM I AM! - Serious Sam.

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Posted 16 December 2006 - 04:11 PM

Here's some more.

Jill, why don't you, the master of unlocking, take this lock pick." // Resident Evil
"You were almost a Jill sandwich."

"I am Error." // Zelda II: The Adventures of Link

"Shine Get!" // Super Mario Sunshine

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