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#46 DeathDude

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Posted 19 October 2005 - 04:47 PM

Yeah that's for sure, although the first Mortal Kombat is definitely one of the best I think of video game movies, guess we'll see with Doom how it does and whether or not it lives up to the game, ign gave it a good review, but hopefully I go to see what it's like.

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Posted 19 October 2005 - 08:29 PM

Mars Attacks

How they got that many big name movie stars on board for that one I'll never know....

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Posted 19 October 2005 - 09:13 PM

That entire movie is a parody and a tribute :angel:
It's not 'serious' in that sense.

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Posted 19 October 2005 - 09:29 PM

Ooh just thought up one, Batman and Robin, my lord that just killed the franchise how that movie even was released the way it was, just boggles my mind, and seeing Arnold S as Mr. Freeze *cringes* thank goodness Batman Begins was such a good film. :angel:

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Posted 19 October 2005 - 09:34 PM

There were some sexy bits with Poison Ivy, though, and some neat effects - the rest of it was utter crud though. Batgirl? BATGIRL? That crappy motorbike race sequence? Blech!

I never understood the point of Mars Attacks - it was a deliberately naff parody which failed to be funny, thereby making it just a naff film.
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Posted 19 October 2005 - 09:46 PM

Whoah... to think that it took 4 pages to move the topic to the correct forum :angel:

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 04:56 AM

I love Mars attacks!! Except they kill whts his name, the back to the future guy....

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 05:02 AM

That would be Micheal J. Fox, aka the back to the future guy. :angel:

Mars attacks had it's funny moments, but still not really a great movie imo.

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 10:24 AM

Gak. Gakgakgak. Gaaaak.

:angel: loves that movie. ;)

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 11:40 AM

What about Battlefield Earth? Did anyone see that one? I've always said that if you consider the budget, it has to be the worst movie ever made. I didn't even find it funny, just depressing.
Furthermore, it is my opinion that Carthage must be destroyed.

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Posted 20 October 2005 - 01:16 PM

Ah yes Battlefield earth truly a terrible terrible movie, now that's a movie that really is craptacular.

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 09:29 AM

Ah yes, or indeed Waterworld. They could have done much, much more with that budget.

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Posted 25 October 2005 - 09:57 AM

Waterworld is probably the classic waste of money Hollywood film - it feels like 12 hours of Kevin Costner floating about doing nothing except trying to get in some woman's pants (so, a normal Saturday night on the town for him, presumably) then 30 seconds of "huh? they found some land? well, I suppose it might get a bit more interesting n- oh, it's finished."

Blair Witch Project, anyone?
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 10:03 AM

Blair Witch Project? One of the worst 'horror' movies ever...
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 12:15 PM

Die Another Day. The first five minutes suggest that it might be really cool and set in Korea and... oh dear... cheers for adding Halle Berry and Madonna and the subsequent loss of interest. It was basically a name-dropping exercise... eugh.

An actual Bond Film set in Korea'd be nice. And the next Bond had best not be an American. That'd be lame.