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[Puffin]

WUT IS HIS NME'
`BNGL3Y'
`IS??!!???!! WTF HA MAREID OR O?!!!? O MG WTF L OL SNGL3 MAH D3AR 2 B SURA1!!!1111 O MG WTF A SNGLE MAN OF LARGE FORTUNA FOUR OR FIEV THOUSAND A YAAR11!11!11 WUT A FIEN THNG FOR OUR GIRLS'
`HOW111!1 O MG L OL SO??!!!!??? WTF L OL HOW CAN IT AF3CT MAH?!!!! O MG L OL DEAR MR!!!1 BNET' RAPLEID HIS WIEF `HOW CAN U B SO TIERSOM3!!!!!11 O MG U MUST KNOW TAHT IM THINKNG OF HIS MARYNG ONE OF THEM'
`IS1!1!1 O MG WTF L OL TAHT HIS DASIGN IN SATLNG H3R3'
`DESIGN?!?!!!! L OL NONSENS3 HOW CAN U TOK SO1!!!111 L OL BUT IT IS V3RY LIEKLY TAHT HE MAY FAL IN LOV3 WIT ONE OF THEM AND THEIR U MUST VISIT HIM AS SON AS HE COMAS'
`I!11!1!! WTF SE NO OCASION FOR TAHT!1!1!!! WTF L OL U AND TEH GIRLS MAY GO OR U MAY S3ND TH3M BY THEMSELVES WHICH PERHAPS WIL B STIL BTER FOR AS U R AS HANDSOMA AS ANY OF TH3M MR111!1!1 O MG L OL BNGLEY MIGHT LIEK U TEH BST OF TEH MAH1!!1!1! O MG DEAR U FLATER MA!1!1! I C3RTANELY HAEV HAD MAH R OF BAUTY BUT I DO NOT PRETAND 2 B ANY THNG EXTRAORDINARY NOW!!!!!!! L OL WH3N A WOMAN HAS FIEV GROWN UP DAUGHTARS SHA OUGHT 2 GIEV OVER THINKNG OF H3R OWN BAUTY'
`IN1!1!!1! O MG WTF L OL SUCH CAESS A WOMAN HAS NOT OFT3N MUCH BAUTY 2 THINK OF'
`BUT11!1 O MG WTF L OL MAH DEAR U MUST INDED GO AND SE MR!!!111! BNGLEY WHAN H3 COMES IN2 DA NEIGHBOURHOD'
`IT!!!11 O MG L OL IS MORA THAN I ENGAEG FOR I ASURE U!1!!11 O MG WTF


(thanks to http://ssshotaru.hom...translator.html )



Okay, who can identify the text?  

[DakaSha]

I CUDNT IEDNTIFY DA T3XT BUT TEH SIET IS FUNY1!!11 WTF LOL

[Tulac]

I would be able to read it but I got pissed of at half...

[BeefontheBone]

's Jane Austen, isn't it? Pride and Prejudice?

[Puffin]

BeefontheBone, on Oct 4 2005, 09:14 AM, said:

's Jane Austen, isn't it? Pride and Prejudice?

Bingo

[BeefontheBone]

Oooh, this could be a fun game. I'll post something later on.

[DeathDude]

Ahh leet text it burns.

[BeefontheBone]

hmmm, there's an extra line on the end here which gives it away a bit, so I removed it.

IT WAS A BRIGHT COLD DAY IN APRIL AND TEH CLOKS W3RE STRIKNG THIRTEN1!11 OMG WINS2N SMITH HIS CHIN NUZLED IN2 HIS BREAST IN AN AFORT 2 ASCAEP DA VIEL WIND SLIPED QUIKLY THROUGH TEH GLAS DORS OF VIC2RY MANSIONS THOUGH NOT QUIKLY 3NOUGH 2 PRAVENT A SWIRL OF GRITY DUST FROM 3NT3RNG WIT HIM111! OMG LOL TEH HALWAY SM3LT OF BOIELD CABAEG AND OLD RAG MATS!!1!1 OMG LOL AT ON3 3ND OF IT A COLOURAD POSTAR 2 LARGE FOR INDOR DISPLAY HAD B3N TAKAD ON2 DA WAL!11!! WTF IT D3PICTAD SIMPLY AN 3NORMOUS FAEC MORE THAN A METR3 WIED DA FAEC OF A MAN OF ABOUT FORTY-FIEV WIT A BLAK HAAVY MOUSTACH3 AND RUGADLY HANDSOM3 FEATURAS!11111 OMG WTF WINS2N MAED FOR TEH STARES1!111!1 OMG WTF IT WAS NO USE TRYNG TEH LIFT!11!!!!1 WTF LOL EVAN AT TEH BST OF TIEMS IT WAS SELDOM WORKNG AND AT PRESENT DA ELECTRIC CURANT WAS CUT OF DURNG DAYLIGHT HOURS11!!1!! IT WAS PART OF TEH MAH DRIEV IN PR3PARATION FOR HAET WEK1!1!1 WTF DA FLAT WAS SEV3N FLIGHTS UP AND WINS2N WHO WAS THIRTY-NIEN AND HAD A VARICOSA ULCAR ABOV3 HIS RIGHT ANKLE WANT SLOWLY RESTNG SEVERAL TIEMS ON DA WAY!!!11 WTF LOL ON 3ACH LANDNG OPOSIET DA LIFT-SHAFT TEH POSTAR WIT DA 3NORMOUS FAEC GAEZD FROM TEH WAL!!!!! LOL IT WAS ON3 OF THOSA PICTUR3S WHICH R SO CONTRIEVD TAHT TEH 3Y3S FOLOW U ABOUT WH3N U MOV31!1!1!

[Havell]

Nineteen-Eighty-Four - George Orwell

[DakaSha]

argh.... i started reading it and thought that there is no way in hell that im going to know what text it is.... of course its one out of two books that ive read that is mandatory in school.

well if anybody posts a text from the second book "Catcher in the Rye" i can act like i have an education

[Eagle of Fire]

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CONTACT 10 DIFERANT P3OPLE TAHT KNOW QUIET A BIT ABOUT DA HIS2RY OF GMNG ASK THAM ABOUT THERE 2P 10 OF BST GMAS 3VER AND U WIL HEAR ABOUT THIS GME A *LOT*.1!11!11111!1! OMG WTF LOL TEH GME TAHT STIL STANDS DA TAST OF TIEM EVEN 13 YEARS AFTER ITS INITIAL R3L3AES!111!11 ITS ONA OF A KIND U HAEV TROUBLE FINDNG A GME TAHT IS QUIET LIEK IT AND BST OF AL ITS FRE AND IS UPDAETD 2 WORK ON MOD3RN SYSTEM!1!11 IMM TOKNG ABOUT TEH [...] A PORT OF DA 3DO VARSION OF [...]!!1!!! ACORDNG 2 MANY PAOPLE WHO PLAEYD IT THIS IS ON3 OF DA BST GM3S AVER MAED ON ANY SYSTEM111!1! LOL

[DakaSha]

Ur quan masters review... that at least i know

[Tulac]

Ur-Quan Masters

EDIT: Gaah Dakasha was faster...

[Qbix]

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TAHT V3RY MONTH WAS SAPTAMBR AND AS FIEN AS U ASK!11!! A DAY OR TWO L8R A RUMOUR (PROBABLY STARTED BY DA KNOWLEDGABLE SM) WAS SPREAD ABOUT TAHT THEYRE WER3 GONG 2 B FIERWORKS - FIERWORKS WUT IS MORE SUCH AS HAD NOT BAN SEN IN SHIER FOR NIGH ON CANTURY NOT INDED SINCE DA OLD 2K DEID!!!!11!

[Tulac]

Lord of The Rings - Fellowship of the Ring?