The being white idea is a great one. His idol is the Westwizzle Himsizzle (as he calls him, everyone else calls him 'That tall white bastard') and this leads to hatred from others.
I'm actually going to just have it so that the commands will be in English and Shizzle, so there's only going to be one download

And I might make an FAQ.
My fo' shizzle frizzle, BeefontheBizzle might help with that.