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[PrejudiceSucks]

Aye, and he's been disowned.

[A. J. Raffles]

Curses! Right, where does the game start? John's room, right after he has discovered all his jumpers are gone? He could try writing a pathetic rap about it...

- 'Twas all a pretty rum / business, so I went and asked my mum / "yo, mum, / have you seen me snuggly jum- / pers? There's been a somewhat clum- / sy attempt at burglary in my room, / and it seems some random bum / has gone and nicked my jum- / pers, so I'm feeling bloody dumb / and numb. / - Dammit, Darby, where's the rum?..." '
- "You know, you really are a rather pathetic rapper, John."

[PrejudiceSucks]

No, more like :

Oh fo' shizzle my mizzle!
My girlfrizzle gut up the dizzle!
We forgot to use contricizzle!
And she's a Cathlizzle!
So no Abortizzle!
Plizzle help mizzle!



"Get out of my bloody house. Now."

[A. J. Raffles]

Nice. But there really should be something about jumpers in there. What's 'jumper' in Shizzle, anyway? Jumpizzle??

[PrejudiceSucks]

Jizzle, although I'm trying to find a less smutty alternative.

Maybe cardigizzle or something.

[BeefontheBone]

Forget the game, this thread is top quality entertainment already.

[PrejudiceSucks]

You'll be even better pleased with the game. I might do a 'shizzle' version and a different one.

[A. J. Raffles]

Well, some IF games have a regular mode and a verbose mode, so Snuggly Jumpers could have an English mode and an Englishizzle mode.

[PrejudiceSucks]

I think you mean 'English' and 'Fo' Shizzle', which is nothing to do with English. Westwood is lucky to be on the BBC and that's one of the reasons why.

[A. J. Raffles]

Well, there are still a few English words in there like... 'and', for example.

[PrejudiceSucks]

You could say the same about Gujourati or French though.

[A. J. Raffles]

Well, fair enoughzzle, then.

[PrejudiceSucks]

OK, so the current plot is about an underage rapper who quit school and had a child. His girlfriend (and presumably the baby) left him for a Blues musician (an older man?) and, in doing so, burnt the jumpers to spite him.

He's been disowned by his family and has no respect in the rap community.

Stop him commiting suicide...

Hmm...

This story is odd, but potentialful (now that was a word!).

[Sean]

Erm...... what is 'Shizzle' ?    

Also, will this character be black/white/chinese etc...

Would be quite funny if he was one of thoose white wannabees... nope im not black. White is me  

[Doc Adrian]

Well I am glad you decided to have it in the two languages...might make it easier for me to play then a FAQ translating it for me.