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[Nick]

T was killed during the war. His body was tossed overboard, and he became fish food.

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[Frodo]

Poor T.

Did S far any better?

[Nick]

S was the king of the kingdom. But one night, the princess poisoned him.. he slowly walked to the balcony in his sick state, and fell over.. falling onto a pile of bananas. He died instantly.


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[Frodo]

What a waste of good bananas!  

And talking of bananas, where was B at the tiime?

[Nick]

B was lurking around the corner, and watched the princess poison the king. Needless to say, his knowledge of the events got him in with the princess.. in bed that is.

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[Frodo]

And what did R have to say about this?

[Nick]

R showed up, and joined in on the fun.


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[Frodo]

And did anyone come to the princess's defence?  What about H, for example?

[Nick]

H was stabbed to death by guards when trying to enter the castle.


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[Frodo]

OUCH!

Did L manage to sneak past the guards?

[Nick]

The 3 L's got inside the castle, using some rope.

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[Frodo]

And was E with her?

[Frodo]

M?

[Nick]

The E twins were busy in town, baking bread.

Meanwhile, M.. being a curious son of a bitch, put his head into the bread oven. That was the end of him.

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[Frodo]

Poor old M  

I hope O didn't follow his example?