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#76 DeathDude

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Posted 07 August 2006 - 07:21 PM

Must be a DNS server issue with some of us suppose.

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Posted 07 August 2006 - 08:10 PM

View PostA. J. Raffles, on Aug 7 2006, 12:19 PM, said:

Do you mean that 404 error message in Russian?
here is what you were actulay supposed to see:
Those of you being liberal-art majors � don�t worry, advanced mathematics were largely omitted from this text in concern for your mental health.

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Posted 07 August 2006 - 09:55 PM

Ah cools. :)

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Posted 21 August 2006 - 03:39 PM

One archelologist has been working in palestine for some time, when he suddenly came upon an ancient grave with a mumified body in it. he then goes to a well know museum, and says "I've found a mumified man, who lived about 3000 years ago and died of a heart attack." the museum curator smiles at him, and says "bring yur mummy to us , and we'll study it." which he did.
in one weeks time curator calls him and says" you've turned out to be right about the time of death, but pray tell me how you found out the cause".
"it was very simple- said the archeologist- the mummy had an ancient paper saying "10000 sheqels on goliath" in his hand"
Those of you being liberal-art majors � don�t worry, advanced mathematics were largely omitted from this text in concern for your mental health.

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Posted 29 August 2006 - 08:40 PM

This man owned a pub.  He had owned it for years, but recently it hadn't been doing so well, and he was losing money.

He told his friend that he was fed up with losing money.  He was going to sell the pub, and open up a brothel instead.  

The friend turned to him, and said 'Don't be stupid.  If you can't make any money selling beer, what on earth makes you think you can make money selling soup?'  

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Posted 30 August 2006 - 01:51 AM

View PostFrodo, on Aug 29 2006, 08:40 PM, said:

This man owned a pub.  He had owned it for years, but recently it hadn't been doing so well, and he was losing money.

He told his friend that he was fed up with losing money.  He was going to sell the pub, and open up a brothel instead.  

The friend turned to him, and said 'Don't be stupid.  If you can't make any money selling beer, what on earth makes you think you can make money selling soup?'  

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no, i still don't get it...
Those of you being liberal-art majors � don�t worry, advanced mathematics were largely omitted from this text in concern for your mental health.

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#82 Frodo

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Posted 30 August 2006 - 01:58 AM

View Posta1s, on Aug 30 2006, 02:51 AM, said:

no, i still don't get it...


I'm sure you know what a brothel is.  But Broth is a kind of soup.  The friend got confused, and thought he was going to sell soup.

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#83 A. J. Raffles

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Posted 30 August 2006 - 06:11 AM

*feels like giving random linguistic information*
Did you know that "brothel" was originally a term for a worthless fellow? The meaning eventually shifted to "prostitute". The word as we know it is actually an abbreviation of "brothel-house".

The two words aren't etymologically related, though. Obviously.:P

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Posted 30 August 2006 - 06:55 AM

Actually I did! I just bet I wouldn't had remembered it ever, without reminder... :P

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Posted 05 October 2006 - 07:02 PM

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Those of you being liberal-art majors � don�t worry, advanced mathematics were largely omitted from this text in concern for your mental health.

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Posted 05 October 2006 - 07:07 PM

Dang those IPB images... That's all I see...

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Posted 05 October 2006 - 07:36 PM

View PostBobbin, on May 8 2005, 12:11 AM, said:

ok, here's the last part:

you come across a river populated only with crocodiles. what do you do to get to the other side?

You call for Chuck Norris? ;)  I couldn`t help my self, he`s my new idol :P

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Posted 05 October 2006 - 10:21 PM

You wait for the cocrodiles to starve, since there's nothing for them to feed on?

EDIT: Ah that was about the river question, hadn't read the whole post. Have I interrupted some chain of absurdities? ;)
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Posted 06 October 2006 - 09:31 AM

View PostJapofran, on Oct 5 2006, 11:21 PM, said:

EDIT: Ah that was about the river question, hadn't read the whole post. Have I interrupted some chain of absurdities? ;)
no, that was the final one. and they are really quite logical (if surreal).
Those of you being liberal-art majors � don�t worry, advanced mathematics were largely omitted from this text in concern for your mental health.

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Posted 21 October 2006 - 09:49 PM

go watch this
it's an awesome animation, I even considered oppening a new theread about it but decided against it.
Those of you being liberal-art majors � don�t worry, advanced mathematics were largely omitted from this text in concern for your mental health.

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