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[Tom Henrik]

I think the spell is more funny than the picture, especially as the spell seem to require a typo to work

Cause I really didn't get the point. I mean, it's Lenin and Marx, so?

[A. J. Raffles]

Tom Henrik, on Jun 21 2006, 07:26 PM, said:

I think the spell is more funny than the picture, especially as the spell seem to require a typo to work

Cause I really didn't get the point. I mean, it's Lenin and Marx, so?

I suppose it's a joke on the "L & M" which stands for something lame like "light and mild" or so. Here's an ad - come to think of it, it looks like even more of a joke...

[PrejudiceSucks]

Hopefully this one hasn't been told yet :

A man walks into the butcher's and says "I'll bet you £50 you can't reach the top shelf".

The butcher replies "No, the steaks are too high".

[a1s]

Tom Henrik, on Jun 21 2006, 07:26 PM, said:

Cause I really didn't get the point. I mean, it's Lenin and Marx, so?

uh... L&M... you know the cigaretes and such... okay, you got me, I have no Idea why I found that funny when I saw it- now it just seems stupid.  

allright then, how about this one:

[Tom Henrik]

Awesome

[Aristharus]

Brilliant!

[Tulac]

Makes more sense

[Juni Ori]

[überpatriotic mode]
During the Continuation War there was unique warfare compared to any other theatre of war in the world in the vast wildernesses of Carelia. There were numbers of outposts, between large distances, and these gaps had to be patrolled to prevent enemy to breach through. Sometimes patrols engaged recon patrols, sometimes larger detachments. Unifying feature to these battles was that they were fierce, mostly uneven ambushes.
Once, in a very quiet sector, two-man Finnish patrol was on their routine path. There was Winter War veteran sergeant and younger private, who had still taken part to the offencive in summer of '41 and proven himself brave and good fighter. All of the sudden they noticed that there was at least company size detachment all around them. Both took cover and sergeant saw private going white.
"What, are you chickening, perkele? There's only 100 or so of them?"
"Sir, no, it's not that, I was just thinking how much work it is to bury them..."

[/überpatriotic mode]

Later on the sergeant was interviewed by YLE, national broadcasting company. After some time of questioning about how it was in the frontline and such, the interviewer asked:
"So, what was the first thing you did, when you got home?"
"Well, I made love with my wife."
"Umm, okay. What did you do after that?"
"Rested some time and made love again with my wife."
"Umm... Fine. Then what?"
"Then I took of my skis and backpack and made love with my wife."


Decades later, sergeant and private surprisingly met in the Helsinki. They chatted for some time and decided to go to drink cups of coffee to local cafe. After an hour or so, they went on their ways, agreeing that private should necessarily visit sergeant's home, so they could chat some more.
Private arrived at the sergeants home some time later and they went to living room after sergeant had introduced his wife. Soon sergeant shouted to the kitchen:
"Honey, could you make us some coffee and something to eat?"
"Sure!" was the response. And in no time there was coffee and sandwitches in front of them. Soon after that sergeant shouted to the kitchen once again:
"Honey, could you bring us cognac and glasses?"
"Sure!" was again the response. After short while sergeant remembered he had received very fine cigars and asked private if he wanted to taste one. He was more than willing and again sergeant shouted to the kitchen:
"Honey, could you bring us those fine cigars and light?"
"Sure!" was still the response. Private, who had remained unmarried, was openly wondering something and after sergeant's wife had left the living room, sergeant asked:
"I something troubling you?"
"Actually yes. If I understood correctly, you've been married for fourty years, and you still call her honey! How can love be so strong after so many years?"
"Actually, I haven't remembered her name in years..."


Okay, I guess that's enough for some time!

[a1s]

a farmer is having a problem: his chckens keep dieig. so he goes to the local farming specialsts and asks him to find out what is wrong.
the farming specialist looks at the chikens and says that he can't fina anything wrong.
so he goes to the local university and asks a bilogist to find out what is wrong. the biologists studies the chikens for a day and sys he cannot find anything wrong with them.
then he goes to a physicist aquaintance of his, and asks him if he might know what is wrong.
the physicist sit in a room for a week writing forumals and says: "I have a soutution to your problem! but it will only work for spherical chckens in vacum"

[a1s]

a modern take on Don Quichote:

[A. J. Raffles]

a1s, on Aug 6 2006, 10:42 PM, said:

IPB Image

IPB image?
Hmm, doesn't seem to be working...

[DannyMc252]

Its not even an image, just text.. ¬¬

[A. J. Raffles]

DannyMc252, on Aug 7 2006, 12:14 PM, said:

Its not even an image, just text.. ¬¬

Text? Do you mean that 404 error message in Russian?

[DeathDude]

Yup nothing show up here either. Just IPB image.

[Havell]

I see the image.  It's got a knight pointing a bazooka at some flying windmill/helicopters.