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[A. J. Raffles]

a1s, on Feb 29 2008, 01:50 PM, said:

Spam humor:

Write your soul-mate's name down, select, press Ctrl+x, and it will disappear. It's amazing, but it works! But that is not all, send this message to 5 other people and press Ctrl+v and you will SEE THE NAME OF YOUR SOUL-MATE!

I think I know some people who would actually fall for that...

[BeefontheBone]

'course, they wouldn't be Mac users

[_r.u.s.s.]

i know a similar one, you're supposed to send it to somebody who spams you a chainletter

send this message to 20 different people and you ll get a peanut butter toast. then go outside in front of the house, put your pants down, *meep*ing smash the toast in to your forehead and shout "I'm a complete retardal, cause i believe in such a *bovine droppings* like chain letters, there's some serious amount of *crapola* in my head and that's why i send this to other people"

[a1s]

well the drawback of that one is that you can only send it to people who spam.

Send this message to 5 people in the next 3 minutes and nothing will happen. I tried it several times, and it works. nothing happens. NOTHING AT ALL! send it to as many people as you can, everyone needs to know about it.

[Frodo]

You know what the first sign of insanity is?  Little green hairs on the palm of your hand.

You know what the second sign is?  

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Looking for them!

[Frodo]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Ann

Ann who?

Another stupid joke

[spiderdejon]

Whats green and invisible




this cabbage

[Frodo]

A Finnish guy was sitting in a bar.  He ordered some Koff (Finnish) beer, and quickly drank it down.  A few minutes later, he ordered another Koff beer, and quickly drank that as well.  After 2 Koff beers, he was starting to feel a bit 'merry'.  He orders yet another Koff beer, and drank it.

This goes on all evening, with him drinking nothing but Koff (Finnish) beer.  At closing time, the barman says to him:
'Hey man, you been coughing (Koffing) all night.  You should get some medicine for that.'  

[A. J. Raffles]

^^Very unrealistic joke. No real-life Finn would be starting to feel 'merry' after just four beers, surely?

[Frodo]

A. J. Raffles, on Apr 21 2008, 11:18 PM, said:

^^Very unrealistic joke. No real-life Finn would be starting to feel 'merry' after just four beers, surely?

My apologies.  I should have said 'He started feeling merry after 20 beers'.  

[Frodo]

What kind of cheese is made backwards?

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Edam  

[Frodo]

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

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Eileen

[Frodo]

I think it's time to resurrect this thread...


So I fell out with my friend many years ago, after she axed my family to death.

She has spent the last 20 years in prison, and now she is a reformed character - the nicest person you could ever meet.

She really regrets what she did, and wants to make amends. So I'm meeting her tonight, to bury the hatchet.

[El Quia]

Ok, let's make people suffer.



Tell me, how do you call a boomerang that doesn't returns? A stick.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, IT'S REALLY FUNNY!! A STICK. DON'T YOU FIND IT FUNNY?





How do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it has no legs, it can come to you.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, IT HAS NO LEGS, IT CAN'T WALK!!! OH, REAAALLY FUNNY!!!!






Well, you asked for it

[Nick]

I find Frodo's story very heartwarming.

And yay for this thread being resurrected!


As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"