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ANSWER - Only one. But that lightbulb has to really WANT to change.
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Posted 12 October 2007 - 09:48 PM
How many pschiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Posted 12 October 2007 - 10:20 PM
Frodo, on Oct 12 2007, 10:48 PM, said:
How many pschiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
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ANSWER - Only one. But that lightbulb has to really WANT to change.
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Posted 09 December 2007 - 04:50 PM
Q: What isn't *crapola* in Russia?
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A: Piss.
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Posted 09 December 2007 - 05:37 PM
Here's an old one
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Ok, I'll stop...
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
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A: Dung
Ok, I'll stop...
I met a goldfish who remembered meeting me before, but I had forgotten about that.
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Posted 09 December 2007 - 05:56 PM
you guys are actually posting *crapola* and piss jokes 
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Posted 09 December 2007 - 06:47 PM
Yeah, we left the farting jokes to you. So take it away!
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Posted 22 December 2007 - 02:22 PM
What do you call a man who can't swim?
Bob.
Bob.
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Posted 07 January 2008 - 02:58 PM
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Cos Frost bites.
Which dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.
A bloodhound.
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Cos Frost bites.
Which dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.
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Posted 07 January 2008 - 03:08 PM
who has hairy feet?
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Posted 25 January 2008 - 04:59 AM
I am at the beginning of the end.
You can see me twice in a week, but not in a day.
Once in a year, but twice in a decade.
I occur once when you wake, but twice when you sleep.
What am I?
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You can see me twice in a week, but not in a day.
Once in a year, but twice in a decade.
I occur once when you wake, but twice when you sleep.
What am I?
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The letter 'E'
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Posted 25 January 2008 - 05:55 AM
I'm in your hat but not in your cap
I'm dancing amidst the chickens
Wearing my tutu with pride and with joy
when I paraphrase Charles Dickens
What am I?
I'm dancing amidst the chickens
Wearing my tutu with pride and with joy
when I paraphrase Charles Dickens
What am I?
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Raving mad...
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 01:46 PM
If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from blue bricks, what is a green house made from?
What can go up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?
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ANSWER - glass
What can go up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?
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ANSWER - an umbrella
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Posted 18 February 2008 - 06:20 PM
You are trapped in a haunted mansion late at night.
You are carrying an oil lamp, a candle, and a piece of wood. But you only have one match with you. Which one do you light first?
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You are carrying an oil lamp, a candle, and a piece of wood. But you only have one match with you. Which one do you light first?
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The match.
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Posted 18 February 2008 - 06:43 PM
Frodo, on Feb 18 2008, 06:20 PM, said:
You are trapped in a haunted mansion late at night.
You are carrying an oil lamp, a candle, and a piece of wood. But you only have one match with you. Which one do you light first?
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You are carrying an oil lamp, a candle, and a piece of wood. But you only have one match with you. Which one do you light first?
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The match.
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Posted 29 February 2008 - 01:50 PM
Spam humor:
Write your soul-mate's name down, select, press Ctrl+x, and it will disappear. It's amazing, but it works! But that is not all, send this message to 5 other people and press Ctrl+v and you will SEE THE NAME OF YOUR SOUL-MATE!
Write your soul-mate's name down, select, press Ctrl+x, and it will disappear. It's amazing, but it works! But that is not all, send this message to 5 other people and press Ctrl+v and you will SEE THE NAME OF YOUR SOUL-MATE!
Those of you being liberal-art majors � don�t worry, advanced mathematics were largely omitted from this text in concern for your mental health.
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