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[Sushi]

Did you grab my ***?!



My ***...I meant my ***, ahh poo

My bumbum. Did you just grab my buttocks?

[Yobor]

What???? What is that from?

[Sushi]

What do you mean?

[Flop]

Erm, well, it wasn't me who grabbed your buttocks, and I didn't see who did it. I was too busy stealing bottle caps from Yobor.

Anyway.

*clears throat*

Listen up everybody! I'm here to kick *** and chew bubble gum...lucky for you I got one stick left.  

[Yobor]

Well, Renescoe, I give these glasses to you, as a gift on my daughters wedding day.

(Yeah yeah, Godfather AND Fallout, but what the hell)

@Sushi: Who knows who grabbed your buttox. But Tycho over there, he's a pretty horny guy so.....

[Sushi]

Ahhh fallout II. Good memories...I really liked it. But I kept on having to get married to that farmers son. The guy who seemed to get touchie when you mention his little visits to the Brahmen sheds at night.

*Sniff*

I still sometimes pretend that I'm walking around my sitting room in power armour. I was so big and strong, and everyone liked me...well apart from rad scorpions, but they are just mean. I tried to talk to them, but they weren't having any of it, such a waist.

hmm anyway, what I wanted to say was  

I think...

[Yobor]

Well, you could always kill him. That is what I did whenever I got married. Still in the church you whip out a plasma rifle and WHAM.  

[Havell]

You lot are so unimagainative, I sold my wife into slavery.

[Tom Henrik]

My best friend Timmy has gone missing.... *sob*
He was last seen close to the big well in the middle of town... *sniff*


I miss my friend.

[A. J. Raffles]

Tom Henrik, on Jun 20 2005, 03:10 PM, said:

My best friend Timmy has gone missing.... *sob*
He was last seen close to the big well in the middle of town... *sniff*


I miss my friend.

Dang, so now the water's undrinkable as well.

[Yobor]

You know, check the cave under the outhouse. Maybe he fell in?

[BeefontheBone]

Hey, I just realised what's wrong - I wandered into a meeting of Fallout Appreciators Anonymous when I was looking for Flouncing Preachers On A Mouse - you know, that new off-Broadway show everyone's talking about. Sorry guys, gotta run - might be late for the matinee.

Oh, and if anyone fancies clearing the rats out of my basement I'd appreciate it. Might wanna be careful though, they're getting a bit ... mutatey.

[Yobor]

Thats ok. Just get a flamer handy and WHAM. Or, perhaps, maybe that guy who seems to make everything he touches blow up.

[Doc Adrian]

(Cleans Beefonthebones basement of rodents with his CAWS)

Its a bit of an overkill...but I just love the sound!

[Tom Henrik]

There is no such thing as overkill in Fallout