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#256 Frodo

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Posted 15 March 2007 - 09:32 PM

View PostTheChosen, on Mar 15 2007, 08:31 AM, said:

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT:
If Bruce doesnt appear to the next show, were going to have to change the main event. Instead of Bruce, Baron will defent his title in a steel cage gainst Frodi, who managed to make the most eliminations in the last show's Gauntlet match.

**plots to make Bruce disappear for a while - mwahaha    :) **

Hey Bruce, have you heard about that fantastic Iron Maiden concert?  It's gonna last all week, I'm sure you would love to go to it, wouldn't you.
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#257 DeathDude

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Posted 16 March 2007 - 01:39 PM

Ooh really, thanks for telling me Bruce Portnoy shall just record the show. :)

http://www.last.fm/user/DeathDude/Upcoming Concerts will be attending, 5/10/08: Dream Theater, 5/12/08: Gigantour, 5/16/08: Nightwish, 5/27/08: Rush, 6/5/08 and 6/6/08: Iron Maiden, 7/27/08: Judas Priest,

#258 Frodo

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Posted 16 March 2007 - 02:20 PM

**Plans more drastic schemes**  

:)
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#259 TheChosen

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Posted 19 March 2007 - 07:27 AM

Final card for tonights event. Il post report either today or tomorrow.

The tonights tag teams are made in the "Abandonia dudes vs Reloaded Guys"-way.

The Underground & Kenyon vs Clarissa Harlowe & Luscious Lance

Eamonn O'Irishman & Farthing Ogre vs The Warriors of Nature (Greywolf & DakaSha)

Sebatianos & White Dragon vs Fifth Power &....Mighty Boggit!

Tai'kara & Dims vs Lobo Scat The Wild & Gregor.

Bruce Portnoy/Frodi vs The Baron in Steel Cage match.

Also, I decided to give The Fin Alliance a one more change. Juni and Potatoe can keep their jobs if Juni Ori will defeat me, Jesse Jack, in a barbed wire match!
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#260 Juni Ori

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Posted 19 March 2007 - 10:27 AM

:) Blood! I want blood! :P
...70 years... LOL

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Posted 19 March 2007 - 02:38 PM

View PostJuni Ori, on Mar 19 2007, 12:27 PM, said:

:) Blood! I want blood! :P
Juni, if you don't win, then... You won't..

#262 TheChosen

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Posted 19 March 2007 - 04:04 PM

"Listen up Juni. Tonight might be your final night. If you lose, I will be the only fin around these parts of the squared circle.

And know this, you-cant-beat-me! I have more ring experience than you and I know every trick in the book. Plus, with barbwire, our match will be just a walk-in-a-park.

You got muscle, so? I got legs and brains and thats all I need. Your power is nothing against my speed and my knoweledge in technical wrestling. Palkki cant help you, Potatoe-fiend cant help you, Hell! Even If you have a whole finnish army as a backup, I still beat you.

One more thing: I am the best!"
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#263 TheChosen

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Posted 20 March 2007 - 05:41 PM

February 11, 2007.

Just like any other show, the Abandonia wrestling show starts with Maikel & Beef standing in a ring. They both tell the today's matches and they talk briefly about the tag team tournament.

Segment 1: Clarissa Harlowe and Luscious Lance beat The Underground & Kenyon
- Luscious Lance pinned Kenyon after the Pink Pound
- Scott Keiths rating: **½

Segment 2: Angle
Underground leaves the ring, grabs a kendo-stick and microphone from the ringside and returns. Kenyon is staring at him, heavily breathing.
UG: Remember when I talked to you about the punishing? Well, now its time for it! You have failed my Kenyon. Kneel!
Kenoyn kneels and takes 10 kendo-stick shots from Underground.

Segment 3: The Warriors of Nature (Greywolf & DakaSha) beat Eamonn O'Irishman & Farthing Ogre
- DakaSha pinned Eamonn after the Nature Bomb from the WON
- Scott Keiths rating: ***

Segment 4: Sebatianos and White Dragon beat Fifth Power & Mighty Boggit
- Before the match started, White Dragon stated that he was getting sick of being a goody-two-shoe. Thats why he aligned himself with the one of the toppest bastards in this business.
- White Dragon made Fifth Power tap when he locked him into Claw Grip
- Mighty Boggit tried to rescue him, but Sebatianos threw chalk into his eyes.
- Scott Keith's rating: **½

Segment 5: Angle
Jesse Jack makes his entrance and he enters the ring. He has a microphone.
Jesse: Ladies and gentleman. Now its time for a good old-fashioned wrestling promo, presented by me, the boss of this company and the only honest fin around these parts of the wrestling world, Jesse Jack.
Jesse: Im sad to inform that Juni Ori isnt here tonight. About an hour ago, I got call from him. He told me that he missed his flight to here. So, now thats he's not here, he wont be fighting against me tonight.
Jesse: However, next week, Juni will be get his *money-maker* kicked. Even If he isnt here or not!
Suddenly, a courier with a package enters the ring. He hands package to Jesse.
Jesse: Whats this? An urgent delivery? Is it that urgent?
Courier nods and hands Jesse some papers. Jesse signs them quickly, opens the package and picks up the....
Jesse: ....the Abandonia Hardcore title??
Jesse suddenly realises something and rushes to the backstage.

Segment 6: Tai'kara & Dims beat Lobo Scat The Wild and Gregor
- Lobo was disqualified when he hit Dims with a chain.
- Scott Keiths rating: **½

Segment 7: The Baron beat Frodi in a steel cage/First Blood match to retain the Abandonia Heavyweight title
- In the middle of the match, the whole cage-system broke down. However, Jesse Jack announced that instead of waiting for cage to be fixed, the match will be turned into First Blood match (The bleeder loses)
- After the referee was accidently bumbed, Frodi rubbed Baron's head against the ripped of cage door, which was lying on the floor. Baron began bleeding.
- However, Baron swept the blood from his forehead and wiped it on Frodi's. The referee woke up, saw the blood and declared Baron to be the winner.
- Scott Keiths rating: *½

Overall rating of the show: 62%.
The show was attended by 76 people!
We made $456 from ticket sales.


Notes:
- The reason why Jesse vs Juni match didnt happened was because I accidently forgot to book the match. When I ran the event, It was too late. This, however, made a nice plot-twist.
- When booking, I found out that we cant yet book cage matche's, because were a too small promotion.

BTW, do you like the new match report-style?
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#264 Frodo

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Posted 20 March 2007 - 07:30 PM

"Pah, Baron!  You have to resort to CHEATING before you could beat me!!!  You can't beat me fair and square?  That is a poor show, Baron, and YOU are a PATHETIC wrestler.  

This time, you only cut your forehead.  The next time we meet, Mr Baron, you will be bleeding from EVERY part of you.    :) "
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#265 greywolf

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Posted 20 March 2007 - 09:01 PM

Hehe, the "Nature Bomb" seems kind of like an oxymoron. :P

I do like the new style, though! :)

#266 TheChosen

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Posted 21 March 2007 - 06:50 AM

The nature bomb is actually a move named Doomsday Device.

The Abandonia Tag Team tournament will continue next week in semi-finals. Clarissa Harlowe and Luscious Lance will fight against the The Warriors of Nature while Sebatianos and White Dragon face Tai'kara & Dims. The winners will go to final match, wich will be Tag team Tornado Tables match!

The fins will finally collide on next show: Juni Ori vs Jesse Jack, in a brutal, dangerous and deadly Barbwire match!

For a brief info on using barbwire in wrestling match, please consult YouTube.

We will also return to the classic moments when four randomly selected persons (not including the fins, the guys in the tag team matche's and the champion Baron) will fight in a Fatal Four Way elimination match. The winner of this match will face Baron in a No-Holds-Barred Hardcore match!
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#267 Frodo

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Posted 01 April 2007 - 12:48 PM

When's the next match taking place?   :)
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#268 Juni Ori

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Posted 14 April 2007 - 11:23 PM

Never?
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#269 Frodo

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Posted 22 April 2007 - 02:54 AM

It seems like it.   :P
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Posted 14 August 2007 - 05:45 PM

Thechosen just disapeared. If he doesn't show up I might take his place and start a new pro wrestling abandonia.

I still think I am more wrestling minded then mr chosen. And besides I have done this before.