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[Juni Ori]

greywolf, on Feb 22 2007, 09:22 PM, said:

See?! The Finns had to cheat to win! Daka and I held 3(!) of you off while you were using illegal moves and dirty hits for far longer than any other normal match! We shall meet again, Finns...

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Rrright... Well, you couldn't win us even by cheating!

GO FINN ALLIANCE!!!

[TheChosen]

I've decided to stop updating the front pages news section. No questions asked.

And..we have the card. Lets see....

Palkki will finally defend her Hardcore Championship. He fights in a hardcore match against Bruce Portnoy!

Fifth Power will finally get his hands on Sebatianos. These two will face in a varitation, which id like to call "A rooftop massacre match".

Two guys from Finland will defend their tag titles against The Underground & Kenyon.

We will also have a heavyweight title match, but Im unable to figure a reasonable opponent. Who wants to challenge Baron?

[Juni Ori]

Whenever I have a chance...

[TheChosen]

Not you! You are already booked.



I apologize for another late report, but I have been very busy lately. I dont have lots of freetime, case I usually have to spent 12 hours of my life in school/travelling. I had to practice for a couple of exams, Im doing a voice acting for a video game mod and Im also starting a web-comic, so my life is pretty much "booked" right now.

Hopefully I can kick my sorry *money-maker* good enough so I can post the report next saturday.

[Juni Ori]

I know, I know, but as I said, whenever I have a chance...

I know the feeling man, being overbooked in real life.

[TheChosen]

February 3 207.

The Pro Wrestling Abandonia has been up for a month now! Its a special night! Maikel & Beef start the show as they stand in the ring with champagne classes. They toast for Pro Wrestling Abandonia. Beef ask's, If Maikel wants to dance with him/her, but Maikel refuses. Eventually, they both get off the ring, so that the first match can start.

Segment 1: 1 vs 1 hardcore match: Palkki vs Bruce Portnoy
This match is for the Abandonia Hardcore title.
Before the match could start, Jesse Jack made his entrance. He announced that he will be a special referee in this match. If Juni or Potatoe try to interfere, he will disqualify Palkki and reward title to Bruce.
After a plenty of violence, Bruce manages to get an upper hand and finishes the match with Deathfire. One...two...three! Its over! We have a new champion!!
Winner and new Abandonia Hardcore champion: Bruce Portnoy!

Results: Overall Rating: 68%. Crowd Reaction: 59%. Match Quality: 78%.

Segment 2: Angle
The music of the Fin Alliance hits and Juni and Potatoe enter the ring. The lift Palkki from the floor, who's holding an kendo stick. Potatoe has a mick.
Potatoe: What the hell are you doing Jesse? Were all fins!! Arent you suppose to help your fellow countrymen?!?
Ring assistants brings Jesse a microphone.
Jesse: Perhaps, but Im not that kind of guy. I dont favor colour, religion or location.
Juni Ori grabs the microphone from Potatoe.
Juni: Is that so??! Then youre nothing else to us but an enemy!! If youre standing our way, You will get beaten.
Jesse: Whatever. Now shutup! I have a major announcement to make.
Jesse: Tonight, we will hold a huge match. On main event, twenty wrestlers will fight in a Gauntlet Cage match!! The winner of this match will get a title shot against Baron!!
Juni: Ha! What a waste of time!! Everyone knows that I will get the title shot!!
Jesse: Maybe, but youre not in this match at all.
Juni: WHAT?!
Jesse: You and Potatoe-fiend have a tag team title match tonight. You two and Palkki will not be in the Gauntlet match!
Jesse: Speaking of Palkki, I afraid that Im going to have to ban you from the building. Its natural that you will interfere in tonights match, so...
Thats it. Palkki attacks Jesse with her Kendo stick. Juni and Potatoe also attack and give lots of stiff kicks to Jesse. After the beatdown, they leave the ring.

Overall rating: 74%.  

Segment 3: 1 vs 1 Rooftop Massacre Match: Sebatianos vs Fifth Power
This match will be fought in rooftop. There are no count-outs or disqualifications. Before the match, referee confisticates Fifth Power's sword.
Another awesomely violent match, and the winner....
Winner: Sebatianos

Overall rating: 69%. Crowd Reaction: 45%. Match Quality: 93%.

Segment 4: Angle
Sebatianos is ready to leave the rooftop, but Fifth Power grabs up the microphone and start talking.
FP: Hey Seb! I must admit that you fought well tonight, but Im not done with you yet! I challenge you into a tag team match!! I bring my partner and you bring yours!!
Seb thinks about it for a while, then he nods and shouts.
Sebatianos: I accept your challenge! In fact, I know just a perfect partner....

Overall rating: 63%.

Segment 5: Tag team match: Juni Ori & Potatoe-fiend vs The Underground and Kenyon.
UG and Kenyon are about to win when Palkki runs from the crowd and slams UG with a Kendo stick. Referee calls the match to be stopped.
Winner: None
Underground takes a couple of more shots until he grabs Palkki from throath. Just as hes about to chokeslam him, Juni attacks from behind. The Fin Alliance beat down UG and Kenyon.

Ratings: Overall rating: 49%. Crowd Reaction: 29%. Match Quality: 70%.

Segment 6: Angle
The Fin Alliance celebrates in the ring when Jesse makes his entrance. He has a microphone.
Jesse: Palkki..my little sister...Im very dissappointed with you. Instead of obeying your brother, you join with these two hoodlums. You leave me no choice but to fire you.
Palkki yells "what?!" and is totally surprised.
Jesse: Hey! Now that I started it, how about if I also fire you two!!
Juni and Potatoe-fiend also start to yell foul language (in finnish).
Jesse: Good idea! Next week, Juni Ori and Potatoe-fiend will be no more working for PWA!! Also, you two will be stripped for the tag team titles!! New champions will be awarded in a special tag team tournament!!
Juni yells and starts to run towards Jesse, but he takes him out with an dropkick. Palkki and Potatoe also try to attack, but Jesse nails them both. After this, security carries them out of the arena.

Overall rating: 80%.

Segment 7: The 20 wrestler Gauntlet Cage match.
Gauntlet rules are simple: Two wrestlers fight in the ring and when one is out, next one is in. This will be continued until we have a winner.
The match starts with La Lulu and....Beef??
Thats right. Beef announced that there are only 19 wrestlers (who are allowed to participate), so he/she decides to start.
Eliminations:
1. La Lulu eliminated Beef
2. La Lulu eliminated Dims
3. White Dragon eliminated La Lulu
4. White Dragon eliminated Kenyon
5. Frodi eliminated White Dragon
6. Frodi elminated DakaSha
7. Frodi elminated Tai'kara
8. Frodi elminated Farthing Ogre
9. Frodi eliminated Lobo Scat The Wild (note: Lobo was wearing and eyepatch, claiming that the chalk damaged his eye very badly).
10. Frodi eliminated Sebatianos (with a little help from Fith Power)
11. Frodi elminated Fifth Power (after Sebatianos hit him with a steel chair)
12. Frodi eliminated Eamonn O'Irishman
13. Frodi eliminated Luscious Lance
14. Frodi eliminated Mighty Boggit
15. Frodi eliminated Gregor
16. Frodi eliminated Clarissa Harlowe
17. Frodi eliminated The Underground.
18. Frodi elimnated Greywolf
19. Frodi was eliminated by Bruce Portnoy
Winner and number one contender: Bruce Portnoy!

Results: Overall Rating: 56%. Crowd Reaction: 48%. Match Quality: 65%.

Rating of the whole show: 64%.
The show was attented by 78 people and we made 468$!

And so, this is what we have next week:

A tag team tournament, part one!! Everyone who wants to participate must pick a tag team partner, and I suggest that everyone participates.

The tag match between Fifth Power & Sebatianos. This match will also be the part of the tag team tournament.

The Abandonia Heavyweight Championship match between Bruce Portnoy and The Baron.

And of course, the firing ceremony of Juni Ori and Potatoe-fiend.

[Frodo]

I was SO close to winning.  


I want a rematch with that Bruce guy.  

[TheChosen]

Sorry, but the rules are rules. Maybe next time .

[BeefontheBone]

Ow! She broke my tiara! Now I have to replace it with this hat I found at Carmen Miranda's garage sale...

[Frodo]

Hahaha.  It suits you Beef.  

[Juni Ori]

Beefy, I'm seriously concerned of you...

[DeathDude]

Awesome, the hardcore champion. *Takes out hockey stick* One small step for hardcoreness and one giant leap for the championship gold.

Baron! Take a good look at your championship belt, hug it, do what you want with it, because the next time you step into the ring, with Bruce Portnoy, that will be the last time you will see it. Bruce Portnoy is ready for your tricks, and he is ready to take that championship away from you, and become the undisputed hardcore and heavyweight champion of the PWA!

[TheChosen]

Some announcements:

Those who dont pick up tag team partner (not including the Warriors of nature) will get a random partner.

And the next shows main event, Bruce Portnoy vs The Baron, will be fought in the steel cage!

[TheChosen]

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT:

In the last 24 hours, the staff of the PWA couldnt contact the Hardcore champion and the number one contender Bruce Portnoy. It appears that Bruce has disappeared and it's impossible to contact him.

If Bruce doesnt appear to the next show, were going to have to change the main event. Instead of Bruce, Baron will defent his title in a steel cage gainst Frodi, who managed to make the most eliminations in the last show's Gauntlet match.

[DeathDude]

Why does Bruce get this bad luck. Bruce will show, oh yes he will show for the steel cage match, least he better.