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[Frodo]

Love the tiarra, Beef.  

[A. J. Raffles]

BeefontheBone, on Feb 6 2007, 08:43 PM, said:

<--- Impressed much?

[Juni Ori]

BeefontheBone, on Feb 6 2007, 10:43 PM, said:

<--- Impressed much?

[Frodo]

TheChosen, on Feb 4 2007, 09:51 AM, said:

Good news! I finally found the full version! That means we will finally get a new report this week!

Um, which week is that?  

[A. J. Raffles]

I'll probably have graduated by then.

[TheChosen]

First of all, I apologise for the late report.

Second, I decided to scrap the idea of using TEW 2005. I played it and altought its huge and nice, I kinda missed the simplicity of EWR. So, where going to continue using the EWR.

Okay, lets get wrestliiing!!!

January 20, 2007.

Third Abandonia show starts. Once again, the announcers are Maikel (still wearing the same cap and tuxedo) and Beef (who's still wearing the small ballerina dress and this time s/he has a tiara). They talk about tonights show, which include two debuts, championship match and the 8 person tag team match. They also wonder who the mystery partner shall be.

Segment 1: Match: Farthing Ogre vs Mighty Boggit (Debut!) in a mud match.
Rules are simple: The wrestlers fight in a ring full of mud. There is also a cement truck which can be used to pour more mud. The wrestler who throws his opponent out of the ring will be declared winner.

After a lots of stugling, Ogre throws the savage Caveman out of the ring.
Winner: Farthing Ogre
After the match, Boggit goes crazy. He snatches his club from the ringside and he starts to bash the floor and the ring. He later gets to the back to continue his bashing.

Results: Overall rating: 52%. Crowd Reaction: 33%. Match Quality: 71%

Segment 2: Host segment.
Sebatianos stands in the ring. There's also a chalkboard and a stool in the ring. Seb has a microphone.
Sebatianos: For some reason, the boss ordered me to interview this new razzler. Well, Im here now. I suggest that he drags his a$$ to the ring so we can begin.
There's no entrance music, but there's a loud noice of motorcycle. Lobo Scat the Wild drive's to the arena with his motorcycle. He drive's near the ring and takes a good look at Sebatianos. He then enters the ring and sits on stool.
Sebatianos: On behalf of company, welcome Lobo Scat the Wild. It looks like youre really tough. So, what are your goals?
Lobo doesnt answer.
Sebatianos: Hey freako! Im talking to you!
Lobo still doesnt answer, but it looks like he's trying to communicate with body language: He suddenly stands up and takes another good look at Sebatianos. This time, he looks angry.
Sebatianos: Great! Looks like you have more than couple of brain cells working. Now answer my question: What are you.....hey! What the hell are you doing??
Lobo takes a cigar from his pocket and lights it. Sebatianos however, snatches the cigar and threws it out of the ring.
Sebatianos: No smoking in my classroom! Okay! Can you understand? It looks like youre as stupid as that caveman we just had!
Lobo goes wild. He punche's Seb in face and then he slams him right trought the chalkboard. He then pulls out a chain from his leather coat and gives more punishment to Seb. He leaves Seb in the ring, bleeding.

Overall rating: 46%.

Segment 3: 1 vs 1 vs 1 match: Fifth Power vs Eamonn O'Irishman vs Kenyon (debut!)
At the end of the match, Kenyon gives Eamonn a choke slam, but before he can pin, Fifth Power strikes him with a superkick. He then locks Eamonn in Chain Stangle and Eamonn taps out.
Winner: Fifth Power

Results: Overall Rating: 59%. Crowd Reaction: 42%. Match Quality: 77%.

Segment 4: Interview.
Warriors of Nature, DakaSha and Greywolf, make their entrance. Maikel is standing in a ring with microphone.
Maikel: Warriors of Nature like to send a message to everyone in backstage.
Maikel gives microphone to DakaSha.
DakaSha: As everyone knows, we are currently the most dominant tag team in PWA. Thats why we are throwing a challenge.
Greywolf: Thats right! We demand opponents!! On next week, we will face any pair in a tag team match!!
DakaSha: However, fighting against us is futile! We are the Warriors of Nature!! To defeat us, you need many years of training and fighting!!
Greywolf: But still, if you two think youre lucky, get in the ring next week!
After this, they both pose to crowd for a while.

Overall rating: 68%.

Segment 5: Angle
The Underground is in the locker room, meditating, when suddenly a referee enters the room.
Referee: Underground! Something has happened to Kenyon! Follow me!
They both run trought the hallways until they find Kenyon. He's lying on the floor, bleeding very badly.
Underground: Kenyon! Who the hell did this to you!!
Kenyon tries to say something, but he only ends up coughing blood.
Underground leave's the hallway, swearing and cursing, while the medic attempt to help Kenyon.

Overall rating: 61%.

Segment 6: 1 vs 1 match: Gregor vs White Dragon for the Abandonia Heavyweight Title.
Before the match could start, La Lulu made her entrance. He joined with Maikel & Beef on the announcing team to give commentary to the match.
At the end, Gregor strike's Dragon with Mega Hammer. However, La Lulu gets in the ring and attacks Gregor. Referee disqualify's White Dragon because of the interference.
Winner by Disqualification: Gregor
La Lulu still keep beating Gregor, giving him many punche's on the face.

Results: Overall rating: 63%. Crowd Reaction: 50%. Match Quality: 76%.

Segment 7: 8 person tag team match: Bruce Portnoy, Clarissa Harlowe, Frodi & Tai'kara vs Juni Ori, Potatoe-fiend, The Underground & ......Palkki!!
Palkki makes her entrance and she announce's that she's the fourth partner in the Juni Ori's team. Both Palkki and Underground make a staredown before the match starts.
There's a lots of tension in this match. However, Juni's team is tought and Underground pins Frodi after a moonsault.
Winners: Juni Ori, Potatoe-fiend, The Underground & Palkki.

Results: Overall rating: 63%. Crowd  Reaction: 53%. Match Quality: 76%

Segment 8: Angle.
The match has ended and Frodi rolls out of the ring. However, Palkki gets into ring and slams Underground with a kendo stick. Underground tries to retaliate, but then Juni Ori attacks him with a steel chair. Meanwhile, Potatoe-fiend pick up a microphone.
Potatoe: Ladies & Gentleman, what youre about to see will be the biggest event in the wrestling history!!! The greatest alliance has been born: The Fin Alliance!!
Potatoe: From this day on, no one in the PWA roster will be save! Anyone who wants to stand against us will be destroyed!! No one can beat this alliance!!!
After this, Potatoe throws microphone at Underground, who's bleeding a lot. The Fin Alliance leave the ring, but at the entrance, they do their final pose before they leave.

Overall Rating: 77%.

Overall rating of the show: 62%.
This time, the show was attendet by 68 people (Two less!). We earned 406$.

Since were kinda late, the next report will be on thursday.

[Juni Ori]

*Juni takes a long sip of Vodka*

Who else could guarantee of the best crowd reaction, but the unfriendly, unstoppable, unforgivable Finn Alliance? Who else could put up a show more enjoyable than heavy-weight championship match? Who else could had won that team-match? And you green guys, you treehuggers - you know, whom I'm talking of - challenge accepted. Me, and one of my team, you name him or her, no matter, will kick your *half minute of cencored text and Juni raging in the ring*



So, let the Nature's Warriors pick one of our team to be my teammate, and we'll have a match!

[greywolf]

Fighting against us is futile! We are the Warriors of Nature!! To defeat us, you need many years of training and fighting!! Unfortunately, all you have are many years of drinking! In fact, there's no possible way you can beat us, so why don't you bring 3 people against us?! We will still smash anything you bring against us - resistance is futile!

(Wow, I feel so out of my usual character... I think this violent wrestling stuff is getting to me. )

[TheChosen]

You asked for it wolfie. Next week: Handicap Tag Team match: Warriors of Nature vs The Fin Alliance. If the alliance wins, they shall be rewarded with the tag team titles.

We will also have a Heavyweight title match, in triple treath hardcore rules! Gregor defends his title against La Lulu and White Dragon!

And naturally, Lobo Scat The Wild have his first match. His opponent is the really annoying, Sebatianos the teacher!

[TheChosen]

January 27.

The Abandonia wrestling show starts, and Maikel & Beef welcome everyone to show. Tonight card features series of matche's, including Sebatianos vs Lobo Scat The Wild, Eamonn O'Irishman vs Dims, The Fin Alliance vs Warriors of Nature and of course, the Abandonia Heavyweight Triple Treath Hardcore match, when Gregor fights against White Dragon & La Lulu.

Segment 1: Interview.
Lobo Scat the Wild makes his entrance. He enters the ring, where Maikel is ready to interview him.
Maikel: Alright Lobo. Last week, you attacked on Sebatianos after taking a couple of insults from him and now you two fight in the ring. What are your toughts?
Lobo: My toughts? Let me tell you about my toughts junior! I didnt travel hundreds of miles to listen some old dissident teacher's ramblings. Tonight, Sebatianos will pay.
Maikel: Sebatianos has a history of cheating in PWA. Arent you worried?
Lobo: Cheating?! Ha! Thats the only thing where his good at. I dont care If he cheats, because If he will, Im going to break his neck!

Overall Rating: 51%

Segment 2: 1 vs 1: Lobo Scat The Wild vs Sebatianos
By some twist of fate, Sebatianos wins after he throws chalk into Lobo's eyes and makes a quick school-boy pin.
Winner: Sebatianos
Lobo crawls out of the ring and starts shouting: "AAh! My eyes! That bastard did something to my eyes!!" Sebatianos laughs and take's a steel chair under the ring. He prepares to give a swing, when suddenly smoke starts to pour into ring. After the smoke clears, Fifth Power is standing in the ring. Sebatianos runs away trought the crowd and Fifth Power chases him.

Ratings: Overall Rating: 40%. Crowd Reaction: 15%. Match Quality: 75%.

Segment 3: Angle.
Jesse Jack is sitting in his office, behind his desk.
Jesse: Just a couple of minutes ago, The Baron came into my office and we talked. We talked about tonights Championship match and, somehow, he convinced me to but him into this match.
Jesse: So, if Baron wants some beating, he will get it. Tonight, The Baron, La Lulu, White Dragon & Gregor will fight for the title in fatal four way elmination hardcore match. Thats all folks.

Overall Rating: 82%

Segment 4: 1 vs 1 Match: Dims vs Eamonn O'Irishman
In the end of the match, the referee accidently gets bumbed and he falls on the floor. Baron suddenly runs into ring and starts whacking Dims with his cane. After the brutal beating, Eamonn pinss Dims and referee wakes up just in time to make the three count.
Winner: Eamonn O'Irishman
Eamonn and Baron stare down each other and then Eamonn extends his hand. Baron accepts it, and they both shake hands.

Ratings: Overall Rating: 55%. Crowd Reaction: 38%. Match Quality: 88%.

Segment 5: 2 vs 3 handicap match: The Warriors of Nature vs the Fin Alliance.
A one hell-of-a-brutal-match. After long and bloody fight with lots of high-flying and cheating, Juni manages to slam DakaSha on the ring with Finnisher. Pinfall and victory!
Winners: The Fin Alliance

Ratings: Overall Rating: 59%. Crowd Reaction: 50%. Match Quality: 82%.

Segment 6: Angle
The match is over and The Fin Alliance is celebrating in the ring. Jesse Jack's music hits and he makes his entrance with a microphone.
Jesse: Well, it looks like the Warriors of Nature took a too big bite. You beat them fair and square. And as a man of my words, I shall reward you two with the tag team titles.
Crowd boos heavily.
Jesse: However, since you won the tag team titles so easily, you will have your first title defense next week! And its shall be in hardcore rules!

Overall Rating: 67%.

Segment 7: Angle
Potato-fiend grabs a ring from nearby assistant and starts shouting.
Potato: What the hell are you doing!?! Were fins!! Were your countrymen!! You should help us to keep the titles!!
Jesse: Hey! Im not taking any sides in this! I might be fin, but Im just a authority in here! I have to keep law and order! And this includes you!
Juni grabs the mic from Potatoe.
Juni: Very well then! We shall face the team in the ring. Who are the mother******* that want to fight against us??
Suddenly, lights go out. The voice of Underground echoes trought the building.
Underground: We.....I......Kenyon......We....shall accept the challenge, fin boys....
After this short message, blood starts dripping from the seiling. Fin Alliance escape the ring while Jesse looks at the bloody ring. He sights.

Overall Rating: 68%.

Segment 8: Elimination Hardcore match: White Dragon vs La Lulu vs Gregor vs Baron
White Dragon is the first one who gets eliminated. He was defeated by Baron.
La Lulu eliminated Gregor.
And thirdly, Baron eliminated La Lulu. Thanks to the Eamonn, who interfered in the match.
Winner and the new Abandonia Heavyweight Champion: The Baron!!

Overall rating: 55%. Crowd Reaction: 50%. Match Quality: 75%.

Overall Rating of the show: 59%.
New record! 77 people attented the show! We earned 462$!!

Im a little busy right now, so the front page will be updated in next tuesday.

[greywolf]

See?! The Finns had to cheat to win! Daka and I held 3(!) of you off while you were using illegal moves and dirty hits for far longer than any other normal match! We shall meet again, Finns...

( )

[Dimsey]

Ow I got whacked Next time though, POW right in the kisser!

[taikara]

At least you actually appeared in the match

[Dimsey]

taikara, on Feb 23 2007, 04:22 AM, said:

At least you actually appeared in the match

Yeah, I guess thats something.  
Still. OUCH.  

[taikara]

Make sure to smuggle in a trusty rat-flail next time

[off-topic] Sweet avvie, btw [/off-topic]