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[BeefontheBone]

More opportunities for tiara wearin' is fine by me

[TheChosen]

Announcements for the next show:

The Caveman Mighty Boggit will make a debut next week and he will be fighting in a first ever Mud-Wrestling match! And his opponent? None other than the smelly goon himself, the Farthing Ogre!

Lobo Scat the Wild, a fighter from Outer Space, will be scheducled to appear in our show. He will be participating in Sebatianos interview segment, "Seb's College".

The Underground's servant, Kenyon, will make his debut on next week's show. He will be fighting in a triple threat match against...Eamonn O'Irishman and Fifth Power.

And here's something for The Undergrounds attackers:

Promo: (underground holding a kendo stick with a large masked man in the backround.

"Look at how fate works. I get acid throw in my eyes in the last match by two men. Two men who outnumbered me. But even they who out numbered me still felt threatened enough to have to stoop down to something even lower then the underground. Well look at how fate works (Large man with black sack over his head growls meaninglessly) Shutup you fool I will get to you in a minute. I told you farther back that I was not alone. That I had many followers. Well I have a good friend here (More growls in the backround) that should even the odds ( underground moves hand closer to the masked man and removes the sack) UNLEASH THE KENYON (GROWLS LOUDER AND SHAKES.) Your master has unmasked you you shall be greatful. (GRRRR) (underground hits kenyon with the kendo stick over the chest) (GRR) DOES THIS MAKE YOU MAD (GRR) (hits him again) (Loudest growl and scream as kenyon shakes with rage) Well lets take your rage and your anger. Out on the enemy. "

[Juni Ori]

TheChosen, on Dec 17 2006, 09:43 AM, said:

Next week's card:

Triple Treath Match for the Abandonia Heavyweight Title: White Dragon (because he won the number one contender match) vs Gregor vs Luscious Lance (He's the Champion).

8 Person Tag Team Match: Frodi, Clarissa Harlowe, Bruce Portnoy & Tai'kara vs Juni Ori, Potato-fiend, The Underground & ??? (The fins will announce their partner before the match).

Debut! Two new wrestlers will debut.

I guess we aren't going to start this all over, so is that 8 Person Tag Team Match still coming?

[TheChosen]

Juni Ori, on Jan 5 2007, 12:25 PM, said:

TheChosen, on Dec 17 2006, 09:43 AM, said:

Next week's card:

Triple Treath Match for the Abandonia Heavyweight Title: White Dragon (because he won the number one contender match) vs Gregor vs Luscious Lance (He's the Champion).

8 Person Tag Team Match: Frodi, Clarissa Harlowe, Bruce Portnoy & Tai'kara vs Juni Ori, Potato-fiend, The Underground & ??? (The fins will announce their partner before the match).

Debut! Two new wrestlers will debut.

I guess we aren't going to start this all over, so is that 8 Person Tag Team Match still coming?

Yes, it is.

[Frodo]

When will the next match take place?  

[Juni Ori]

Patience, my furry friend, patience.

[TheChosen]

Good news! I finally found the full version! That means we will finally get a new report this week!

Also, PWA is looking for new wrestlers. If youre interested, now is your change to join.

PWA is also creating two teams. The booking team and road agent team.

The booking team will create the storylines and matches. The booking team already has two members: Jesse Jack & The Underground. There is still one place left, so if you want to join in...

Were also looking for people to work as road agents. These guys will help with travelling arrangements and stuff like that. We need at least two road agents.

Hey! We have a belt! The belt was previously used in the Abandonia Hi-Score tournament.

Credits go to swiss.

[greywolf]

Sweet! It'll be good to get this going again. I want to kick some AB booty!  

And I must say, that belt is most amazing. Kudos for swiss, indeed.

[Frodo]

Let's get the show on the road then.  

Beef, you better look out that tiara.  

[A. J. Raffles]

We can just continue with our old characters, though, right?

[BeefontheBone]

I've been using the wait time to customise the hell out of that tiara - it's got more bells and whistles, some of them literal, on it than any other piece of pointless ornamental headgear in the history of beauty pageants (and Carmen Miranda).

[A. J. Raffles]

*imagines Beef in a fashion-lab, gleefully cackling over his new invention, the +17 Tiara of Spiffyness (aka The Tiara to End All Tiaras)*

[Juni Ori]

Which just caused me vomit...

Good to see this getting back on going!

[A. J. Raffles]

Juni Ori, on Feb 6 2007, 06:08 AM, said:

Which just caused me vomit...

Good to see this getting back on going!

He isn't trying to impress YOU with it, silly.

[BeefontheBone]

<--- Impressed much?