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[A. J. Raffles]

Who's Bruce again? Anyway, it's fine by me.

[Juni Ori]

DD. (You can check them out from the first page, you know?)

[Potatoe]

Us finns will win.. Hurrah?

[DeathDude]

Dream on. Our all star team will be the victors, while you will all be eating canvas.

Oh and in response to "The Underground"

*Claps weakily* Wow what a speech, are you finished? Because all I hear is talk from you Underground, you may have been victorious in your hardcore match, but your not going up against just anyone. Your going up against Bruce Portnoy, the one who eliminated the most competitors in the battle royal, including you Underground. Barb Wire? *Yawn* you may think your hardcore, but wait till you face off against me, and I won't be coming alone *Leans on a ladder* you will face the wrath of not only this weapon, but tables, chairs, kendo sticks, whatever I get my hands on, just bring it. As for you Palkki, watch out yourself, because I'm going all out for the title. *Walks away*

[Juni Ori]

Okay, DD just ordered special treatment! DD, prepare to listen the Bells...

[DeathDude]

The only bells I will be hearing (and you will too) is when one of us pin your team, and you hear 1, 2, 3, ding, ding, ding!

[Juni Ori]

Hah, you shall feel my Finnisher! And some unnecessary violence after we've won!

[A. J. Raffles]

Juni Ori, on Dec 13 2006, 03:36 PM, said:

Hah, you shall feel my Finnisher! And some unnecessary violence after we've won!

Erm, could you try making that sound a little less pervy, perhaps?

[PrejudiceSucks]

Juni Ori, on Dec 12 2006, 05:27 AM, said:

AJ, you know me too well! I would had commented onto that. However, we may have third wheel after all, even though we actually don't need...

Luscious Lance recalls that Finland is basically an extension of Sweden, and hence he could probably get good quality handcream if he wanted, it's just that mixed saunas make him feel uncomfortable.

[taikara]

PrejudiceSucks, on Dec 13 2006, 01:08 PM, said:

Luscious Lance recalls that Finland is basically an extension of Sweden...

*thinks Luscious Lance just requested a full-on Finnish arse kicking*

But does that mean I get a massage after I'm done wiping the floor with their faces?

[TheChosen]

Announcement: Next week, were going to see a number-one contender match. Four persons will fight in the ring and the winner will challenge either Luscious Lance or Gregor (depends on who wins) for a Abandonia Heavyweight Championship match next week. In the match, there will be two wrestlers from Abandonia and two from Reloaded.

Also, there will be a new wrestler coming in to our promotion. He will debut in our show soon, but I dont have any plans for him on this week.

[TheChosen]

January 13, 2007

Its time for the second Abandonia Arena. Maikel (who's wearing the same suit and cap) & Beef (who's wearing even smaller dress) welcome everyone and introduce today's card: Four person number one conteder match, tag team championship match, heavyweight championship match and the three person hardcore match for the hardcore title. They also talk about the upcoming 8 person tag team match.

Segment 1: 1 vs 1 angle.
La Lulu make's her entrance.
La Lulu: Last week, a couple of crazy mother******* backstabbed me! And I want them here! Right now!
She looks at the entrance!
La Lulu: Gregor & Baron! Get in here now!
Baron make's his entrance. He stands at the entrance.
Baron: Look Lulu, do you seriously think you will get a match tonight? Against Gregor? Ha!
Baron: Gregor is busy tonight and Im sure he doesnt have time to face no-one's like you after he wins the tit...
La Lulu: Why the **** are you protecting that Son-of-a****?!?! Dont you remember!!! That bastard eliminated you at the battle royal!! He betrayed you and me!
Baron: Hold it right there!! Me and Gregor had a deal! Gregor promised me that he will give me a title shot after he wins the title!
La Lulu: You idiot! Do you think you can get a title shot! Look at it! There will be a number one conteder match tonight! He will get a match next week! You wont be getting your match now, next week or never!!
Baron: Im....eh....you...yargh! Shut up you ***hole!! Im going down there to bet the hell out of you!!
Baron slams the microphone to floor and starts walking to the ring. La Lulu throws her microphone away and shouts: Come on! Lets see what you got!
Suddenly Jesse Jack make's his entrance.
Jesse Jack: Hold it hold it hold it! I didnt see you two in today's card!
Jesse Jack: However, since you two seem to be ready, why not? Get in here referee! Lets start the match! La Lulu and Baron will go one on one, tonight & now!

*ding**ding**ding*

Results: Overall rating: 72%

Segment 2: 1 vs 1 match: La Lulu vs The Baron
La Lulu defeats Baron easily and finishe's the match with Vulvic Clamp.
Winner: La Lulu
After this, La Lulu leaves the ring and grabs a chair. He returns to the ring and start beating Baron with a chair. She give's him several shots, making him bleed. She then shouts: Gregoor! Im goming for you!!

Results: Overall rating: 43 %. Crowd Reaction: 27%. Match Quality: 60%.

Segment 3: Other angle.
Camera show's Bruce Portnoy, who's lying on a ground, bleeding. Medic's & Jesse Jack are taking care of him. Suddenly Frodi & Clarissa walk into the room.
Frodi: What happened?
Jesse: I dont know. It looks like Bruce has been attacked.
Clarissa: Attacked?!
Jesse: Yes.
Frodi: Is he going to be allright?
Medic: Yes, he will be fine, but he wont be wrestling tonight.
Jesse: That means he cant participate in hardcore match. I must think this carefully...
Jesse enters his office and slams the door.

Results: Overall rating: 71%.

Segment 4: Tag team match. The Warriors of Nature vs Sebatianos & Fifth Power
At the end of the match, Sebatianos prepares to deliver Super Kick to Greywolf. However, he accidently delivers his move to Fifth Power. Greywolf spears Sebatianos and DakaSha pins Fifth Power
Winners and still the Tag Team champions: Warriors of Nature
Sebatianos tries to leave the ring, but Fifth Power grabs him. They both stare each other for while. There seems to be lot of tension between these two.

Results: Overall rating: 64%. Crowd Reaction: 42%. Match Quality: 87%.

Segment 5: Authority angle.
Palkki's standing in a ring for a interview.
Maikel: Palkki. Tonight, you will be participating in a hardcore match. However, now that Bruce is in hospital, youre only going to have to face The Underground. What are youre toughts?
Palkki: I got the same toughts just like every wrestler has: Its gonna be tough. Its gonna be violent.
Maikel: Arent you worried?
Palkki: Worried? Why the hell should I? Im the hardcore-princess! Underground? Bah! He's just a huge kid who like's to play with barbed wire! I on the other hand, have wrestled with many weapons.
Palkki: Look Maikel, have you ever seen a match where wrestlers attack each others with light tubes? Or how about acid? Scorpion pools? Ha! I have even used staple guns! Fighting against Underground will be child's play!
Jesse: Palkki!
Jesse Jack's face has appeared on Titantron.
Jesse: I just wanted to say thatyou will be doomed.
The picture goes dark and It now show's The Underground.
Underground: Palkki.....it looks like youre experienced on pain. But guess what: I dont feel pain.
Underground: Tonight Palkki, we wont be fighting in a hardcore match. I talked to your big brother, and he promised that you and I will be fighting in a whole different match.
Underground: It is gonna be a Barbed Wire match!
Underground: You say youre a hardcore princess? Well then Im the hardcore prince. No wait! Im the hardcore god! You will be bathing in your blood tonight, cause I aint gonna give mercy. The barbed wire will rip your flesh. I dont matter if this match kills you....
The screen fade's into black.
Suddenly the arena lights turn off. When they return, The Underground is standing in the ring. Palkki escapes.

Results: 82%.

Segment 6: Match: 1 vs 1 vs 1 vs 1.
This match is for the number one contendership. The participants are: Dims, White Dragon, Eamonn O'Irishman & Farthing Ogre.
At the end of the match, White Dragon strike's Claw Grip to Eamonn. Eamonn faints and White Dragon is declared winner.
Winner: White Dragon

Results: Overall rating: 57%. Crowd Reaction: 37%. Match Quality: 78%.

Segment 7: Match: Gregor vs Luscious Lance.
This match will be for the Abandonia Heavyweight Title.
After a long fight, Gregor finally gets the upper hand. Gregor strike's the mega hammer and pins.
Winner and the new Abandonia Heavyweight Champion: Gregor

Results: Overall rating: 67%. Crowd Reaction: 54%. Match Quality: 81%.

Segment 8: Barbed Wire match: The Underground vs Palkki.
This is a barbed wire match. The ring ropes are replaced with barbed wire and there are no rules.
After a long, bloody beating, two men wearing robes enter the ring. The first one throws acid into Undergrounds face and second one give's him chair shots. After this, Palkki locks Underground in a sharpshooter and make's him tap.
Winner and the first Abandonia Hardcore champion: Palkki

Results: Overall rating: 50%. Crowd reaction: 35%. Match Quality: 65%.

Overall rating of the show: 61%.
Again, the show was attented by 70 people. We again earned 240$.

[DeathDude]

Dang the whole knock out by someone angle. Why did I have the feeling that was going to happen, well next week Bruce Portnoy will get his revenge oh yes he will, he will.

[Frodo]

That reminds me, I want a rematch with Palkki.  I want my revenge, after she gave me that eye injury.    

I will send Palkki packing.  

[PrejudiceSucks]

Pah. Luscious Lance could never lose without his opponent taking steroids. *sighs*