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[Frodo]

A. J. Raffles, on Dec 11 2006, 02:53 PM, said:

Exactly. And don't forget the quill-stabbing.

Fear the quill-stabbing!  

[Juni Ori]

We don't need nor want 3rd wheel!!! We'll kick moneymaker anyways!!!

[PrejudiceSucks]

Luscious Lance offers his succulent services to those of the Finns if they so wish, reminding them that he's the current champion - after all, Scandinavia produces the best handcream.

[A. J. Raffles]

PrejudiceSucks, on Dec 11 2006, 09:35 PM, said:

Luscious Lance offers his succulent services to those of the Finns if they so wish, reminding them that he's the current champion - after all, Scandinavia produces the best handcream.

Bad move. Finland isn't part of Scandinavia.

[PrejudiceSucks]

A. J. Raffles, on Dec 11 2006, 09:21 PM, said:

Bad move. Finland isn't part of Scandinavia.

Luscious Lance notes this, and takes back his offer. No handcream, no match.

[Juni Ori]

AJ, you know me too well! I would had commented onto that. However, we may have third wheel after all, even though we actually don't need...

[A. J. Raffles]

[TheChosen]

Hey Fin-dudes! Check this out! Here's how to do Pro Wrestling in Finland.

[Juni Ori]

Hehe... I like Suomi-Poika's style! Who said fight has to be fair?

[TheChosen]

The Underground (Alex) posted this on Abandonia:

"PALKKI,BRUCE! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. Because fate has odd ways of deciding what is going to happen to you. You saw what I did to clarrisa. Barbed wire! BARBED WIRE! CAN YOU STAND THE PAIN! Well Clarrisa couldn't. And remember... When you are in the ring with me. Morphine won't be enough for you to not feel the pain. Of the Hard cold cement, Barbedwire, chairs, Lighttubes (Can there please be lightubes) , Fire , Tables. Well I could go on forever. But your life. Will not. Because when your in the ring with the underground I will be sending you 6 feet under. And that is the gospel truth."


(Random black guy comes out of no where.)
"OH MAH BROTHA TESTIFIED!"

(You will get the joke if you are a big wrestling fan)

[A. J. Raffles]

Don't make me laugh! Anyone could win against a wimp like Clarissa. Clarissa is already wondering whether she misheard on that fateful day when the Lord appeared to her and told her to become a professional wrestler.

[BeefontheBone]

Maybe He meant "investor". Or he could've said "professor" and had a glitch on the line which lengthened the middle bit...

[Frodo]

A. J. Raffles, on Dec 12 2006, 03:01 PM, said:

Don't make me laugh! Anyone could win against a wimp like Clarissa. Clarissa is already wondering whether she misheard on that fateful day when the Lord appeared to her and told her to become a professional wrestler.

Maybe we should team up?
With your quill stabbing, and my stomping, we would be unstoppable.      

[TheChosen]

Shall we make this match bigger then?

Clarissa Harlowe, Bruce Portnoy, Frodi & Tai'kara vs Juni Ori, Potato-fiend, The Underground & the possible mystery partner!!

[Juni Ori]

Well, there's something I like in The Underground:

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A priest of darkness who's religion is violence.

And something I don't like:

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He loves to gather followers who will fight for him.

So let's say this is Unholy Alliance - Finns serve no priests or gods!