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[Juni Ori]

He has chosen to disappear. Actually I've been wondering the very same...

[A. J. Raffles]

Juni Ori, on Dec 8 2006, 06:42 AM, said:

He has chosen to disappear. Actually I've been wondering the very same...

Well, he seems to be happily posting away over at AB. Just not in the wrestling game thread. Odd. Maybe he got tired of the idea?

[Juni Ori]

Dunno, perhaps somebody should ask him about it? (I'm not going to AB )

[A. J. Raffles]

Well, I can't either, I'm afraid. My PM-inbox on AB has been overflowing ever since they removed my VIP status without notifying me first. And now I honestly can't be bothered to go through all of those PMs to decide which ones I want to keep. I'd probably have done it if I had known in advance, but now I don't care.

[Potatoe]

I shall uhrautua(sacrificeD:)

[Juni Ori]

Actaully, isn't that little wrong, Potatoe?

Wouldn't it be more correct:
I shall uhrata itseni (sacrifice myself)
I shall uhrautua (sacrifice)
?

[Aristharus]

sacrifice is uhrata, uhrautua would be more like.. be sacrificed?

[Juni Ori]

Ok, far off-topic, somebody please move these few posts to certain other topic!

Anyways, I must disagree with Aristharus.
I shall sacrifice myself is very clearly aion uhrata itseni
I shall sacrifice is a little more difficult, because it means directly aion uhrata but imo it could also mean aion uhrautua
I shall be sacrificed is a totally different thing and should be translated minut uhrataan

[A. J. Raffles]

Finns!

[Potatoe]

Juni Ori, on Dec 8 2006, 08:36 PM, said:

Ok, far off-topic, somebody please move these few posts to certain other topic!

Anyways, I must disagree with Aristharus.
I shall sacrifice myself is very clearly aion uhrata itseni
I shall sacrifice is a little more difficult, because it means directly aion uhrata but imo it could also mean aion uhrautua
I shall be sacrificed is a totally different thing and should be translated minut uhrataan

It's all about the context. And to please Juni I'll correct my post.

[TheChosen]

January 6. 2007.

Huge fireworks explode at the entrance. The crowd cheers. The show is about to start! The PWA announcers, Maikel (who's wearing a tuxedo and a cap) and Beef (who's wearing a small pink ballerina dress) welcome everyone to show. They both introduce the matche's that are in the program card: The opener match of Palkki vs Frodi, Tag Team Championship match, Clarissa Harlowe vs The Underground in a Hardcore match and the ultimate 20 person battle royal for the heavyweight title!

Asssistants carry two stools in the ring. Beef announce's that we will start the show with his interview segment, the Beef-show. Beef introduce's the first visitor, the General Manager of Pro Wrestling Abandonia, Jesse Jack.

Jesse Jack makes his entrance. He's a tall wrestler, wearing a long leather jacket, top hat and sunglasses, all of them are black.

Jesse Jack enters the ring, sit's on the stool and begins the interview:

Segment 1: Host Angle.

Beef: Okay Jesse. What do you think of tonight's show?
Jesse remove's his sunglasses.
Jesse: What do I think? I think its awesome; We will see amazing style, dangerous weapons, lots of blood and sexy women. My wrestlers will create the worlds best wrestling show's, starting today.
Cheers.
Beef: What do you think of the wrestler's you hired.
Jesse: I think theyre great. These guys can perform some of the most dangerous moves, they'l put their body on the line for fame and money.
Beef: Many have noticed that there are lots of finns in the roster. Why?
Jesse: I dont know. They just wanted to become wrestlers and I gave them a change and some training.
Beef: Youre a finn too. Does this mean that youre going to favor them.
Jesse: No, no! Of course not! I'l treat every wrestler equally. No matter if theyre from Finland, USA or Afganistan.
Beef: What about your little sister, Palkki?
She's a violent one. I had few fights against him and belive me: He always won me.
Beef: Does this mean that Frodi is going to lose her match tonight.
Jesse: I dont care who wins or who loses. I just want to create awesome wrestling show's.
Beef: Thanks for the interview, and good luck to the show.
Jesse: Thank you.

*cheers and Final Countdown is played. Jesse play's with the crowd for while until he leave's the ring.*

Results: Overall rating: 66%

Segment 2: Match: Palkki vs Frodi.

Before the match starts, referee takes Palkki's Kendo Stick. When he turns away, Palkki attack's Frodi, delivering him a spear. He pins, but Frodi kicks out.
At the end of the match, Palkki gets frustrated. He grab's her kendo Stick and strike's Frodi with it. Referee has no choice but to disqualify Palkki for the weapon use.
Winner: Frodi by Disqualification
Palkki goes temper tantrum. She attack's both Frodi and referee with the kendo stick and she leaves them both lying on the ring bleeding.

Results: Overall rating: 62%. Crowd reaction: 51%. Match quality: 71%.

Segment 3: Interview of the Two Guys From Finland.

Juni Ori and Potatoe-fiend are giving an interview on backstage.
Maikel: Ladie's and gentleman, the Two Guys from Finland has something to say.
Juni Ori: Tänä iltana me suomalaiset saamme vihdoin loistaa.
Potato-fiend: Tonight, we will win the Tag Team titles.
Juni Ori: Katsokaa nyt meidän vastustajiamme: Pari puun-halaaja, opettaja, ninja, hullu ja kommunisti? Onko näistä muka uhkaa meille suomalaisille??
Potato-fiend: Our opponents are no treat to us.
Juni Ori: Perkele! Saatanan kusipäät! Tänä iltana te kyllä saatte turpaanne!! Varsinkin sinä Lulu, koska olet nainen!!! Perkele!!
Potato-fiend: Were gonna crush you.
Juni Ori: (To Maikel) Painu sinä vittu jonnekkin muualle! Me mennään nyt kehään!! (slams Maikel into the wall).

Results: Overall rating: 72%.

Segment 4: 4 Tag Team elimination match: Juni Ori & Potato-fiend (Two Guys from Finland) vs DakaSha & Greywolf (Warriors of Nature) vs Fifth Power & Sebatianos vs La Lulu & Gregor.

This match goes in elimination rules. When one member of the team is pinned, disqualified or the member sumbits, the team is out. The remaining team will win the titles.
Eliminations:
DakaSha pinned La Lulu after a Senton, eliminating Team La Lulu & Gregor.
Sebatianos pinned Potatoe-fiend after he threw chalk into his eyes. The referee didnt saw this.
Greywolf pinned Sebatianos with a Rail Kick, after Juni Ori threw Sebatianos with a beer bottle.
Winners and the new Abandonia Tag Team Champions: DakaSha & Greywolf, The Warriors of Nature

Result: Overall rating: 61%. Crowd reaction: 44%. Match quality: 78%.

Segment 5: Other angle.

The camera show's The Baron, who's in the backstage area. He's talking into a cellphone.
Baron: Yes, yes. If you help me to win the title, I will grand you a title match against me. How does that sound?
Baron: I promise you. If Jesse doesnt want the match, I'l bribe him. I have lots of money.
Baron: Great! Thank you and goodbye.
Baron puts the cellphone in pocket.
Baron: Hey! What are you doing!
Baron punche's the camera-man. Camera falls into the floor.

Result: Overall rating: 79%.

Segment: 6: Clarissa Harlowe vs The Underground: Hardcore Match.

This match is a hardcore match, where there are no rules. This means that weapons are allowed.
The match is bloody and violent. They both use various weapons, including chairs, baseball bats, thumbtacks, shopping carts and barbed wire.
At the end of the match, Underground slam's Clarissa into a barbed wire and pins her.
Winner: The Underground.

Result: Overall rating: 69%. Crowd reaction: 58%. Match Quality: 80%.

Segment 7: 20 wrestler Battle Royal.
After 19 wrestler's have entered the ring, Jesse Jack make's his entrance. He announce's that Frodi is too injured to participate tonight and he will replace her.

Battle Royal is an elimination match. When wrestler is throwed out from the ring, he is eliminated.

Elimination:
1. Juni Ori eliminated Eamonn O'Irishman
2. After Eamonn was eliminated, Clarissa left the ring while complaining about her back.
3. Bruce Portnoy eliminated Fifth Power
4. Baron & Gregor eliminated La Lulu
5. Palkki eliminated Sebatianos
6. Tai'kara eliminated Juni Ori
7. Juni Ori elminated Tai'kara. Juni pulled her with him.
8 & 9. Bruce Portnoy eliminated both The Underground and White Dragon with a double clothesline.
10. Potatoe-fiend eliminated Farthing Ogre with the help of Juni Ori.
11. Potato-fiend was elminated by Tai'kara. Tai returned to the ring with the chair and attacked Potatoe-fiend. Potatoe-fiend left the ring and escaped to the backstage. Tai tried to follow him but Juni attacked her.
12. Palkki was elminated by Baron
13. Jesse Jack eliminated Bruce Portnoy
14. Gregor and Baron elminated Greywolf
15. Gregor and Baron elminated DakaSha
Left in the ring: Baron, Gregor, Jesse Jack, Luscious Lance & Dims.
16. Dims was elminated by Jesse Jack.
17. Baron & Gregor eliminated Jesse Jack.
18. After the previos elimination, Gregor suddenly threw Baron out of the ring, eliminating him.
19. Luscious Lance eliminated Gregor.

Winner and the new Abandonia Heavyweight Champion: Luscious Lance

Result: Overall rating: 60% Crowd reaction: 48%. Match quality: 72%.


Overall rating of the whole show: 66%. (Not bad).
Our show was attented by 70 people! We made 240$ for the ticket sale's.

[A. J. Raffles]

Ouch. Does that mean Clarissa is out, then?

[Juni Ori]

God damn it, Sebatianos and Tai...

[TheChosen]

A. J. Raffles, on Dec 9 2006, 10:48 AM, said:

Ouch. Does that mean Clarissa is out, then?

No. That injury was kayfabe.

What next? Next report next week. Meanwhile, post If you want to do something special next week, like challenging someone.

[Dimsey]

Dims 16th out? I can be happy with that.