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[DeathDude]

A fox, rabbit, frog, and a bird (later catlike creature aka Krystal) make up one of the best fighter pilot teams in the universe. (Star Fox series)

[A. J. Raffles]

Melons can stay fresh for years. (ADOM)

[Tulac]

You don't have to eat, really you don't. (90% of RPGs)

[A. J. Raffles]

Tulac, on Oct 15 2006, 11:13 AM, said:

You don't have to eat, really you don't. (90% of RPGs)

... or use a toilet, for that matter. - All video games, except a forthcoming game by Rockstar, perhaps.

[Potatoe]

A. J. Raffles, on Oct 15 2006, 11:04 AM, said:

Tulac, on Oct 15 2006, 11:13 AM, said:

You don't have to eat, really you don't. (90% of RPGs)

... or use a toilet, for that matter. - All video games, except a forthcoming game by Rockstar, perhaps.

Sims?

Sofas in front of fireplaces are hazardous to your well-being -The Sims

[PrejudiceSucks]

If aliens invade, we are truly buggered for about six months, but then we will utterly crush them when we learn how Laser Rifles are operated. - XCOM

[Sinke]

From Final Fantasy:
If you kill somebody, or something, you will recieve money.

From Silent Hill:
If you are badly hurt, you don't need surgery, you need beef jerky.

[DeathDude]

There is a thriving underworld full of life, and it can take up to 4 years walking to reach the Ninth Underworld. Also the majority of characters down there have spanish accents. (Grim Fandango)

[Blood-Pigggy]

5000 cabbages for a heavy chain gun is considered a worthy trade - Fallout

[Himmler]

thief - if an enemy sees you then you must shoot more than an arrow at him
disciples 2 - if you're a hero you can fly over the land
AOE 2 - if you cheat you can get a car..or more
cs- aim for the head, before "he" sees you
volfied - if you eat, you win

[DeathDude]

Somehow every year of a particular sports game, players manage to learn "new" moves that the previous years version somehow did not know. (EA Sports games)

[DakaSha]

Eating hallucigenic mushrooms is good for you and makes you stronger - Mario Series

Its possible to have a child with a reptile - Mario Sunshine

Homosexuals kick *money-maker* - Final Fantasy Series

The funniest/coolest/biggest character is the worst fighter - Alot of games... but again mostly from Final Fantasy Series

Women and men are exactly the same - almost all RPG's

Anything cute/cuddly will probably eat you/electrocute you or something else that sucks - alot but mostly Pokemon

Death is fine no matter how gruesome because you can save and load - Everything except roguelikes

USA existed 40 000 BC and can be counted as an antik culture - Civilization series

French Tanks rocked during WW2 - SPWAW

Skeletons have vocal cords - Alot... but im thinking of that stupid *money-maker* scream from Daggerfall

Mad Dead Kings want vengeance and cant shut the *meep* up about it - Daggerfall

It's a good idea to attack the strongest opponent with a single unit - All strategy games... thinking of Civilization

As long as you get into the building its no problem for a single person to steal a couple tons worth of merchandise + horses - Daggerfall

Being charismatic is pretty much useless - RPG's in general

Radiation will damage you once per second - FPS's in general

Even if your carrying 50 rockets around with you... your still only gonna get through that door if you have the red key - All FPS's except Red Faction

Other life forms look like humans in stupid costumes - All 4X in Space games

No point in using grenades because youll get shot before throwing the damn thing - FPS's in general

Its perfectly normal to:

1. Use your 5 foot tongue to eat a cute dangerous animal
2. To change said animal into an egg within a split second
3. To *crapola* out that egg within a split second
4. To use the egg as a throwing weapon to knock out another cute dangerous animal - Yoshies Island

Jumping in the air with your right hand raised into the air in a fist and your legs as much apart as possible doesnt only help you jump higher but also makes the women love you - Older Mario Games

[Japofran]

Only traversing my house takes half an hour, but then I only have to eat once a day.

The Sims

[BeefontheBone]

It's entirely possible to take every other day off work without getting fired, and in fact this is entirely necessary in order to be sufficiently happy to get promoted. Sims again.

[Sinke]

If you are shot, cut, burned and beaten, just find a peaceful place and rest for 30 seconds, you will be as healthy as new (MGS: Snake eater).

Don't worry, there is always a single state-of-the-art fighter in the magazine
( old Japanese arcades)