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[Tom Henrik]

I don't care. My junk mail works pretty well

Besides that mail get's flooded anyhow, so I won't really see a change

[DeathDude]

Hey finally got some new spoetry to share.

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[DannyMc252]

That 3rd line is rather good reverse poetry type language. Melikey.

[Blood-Pigggy]

Quote

Hi, force

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Please call:
[phone number removed]

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Your Kathryn

Mmm, sounds good.

Edited by A. J. Raffles, 21 July 2006 - 06:20 AM.

[A. J. Raffles]

Piggy, could you please remove phone numbers, links and the like if you post your spoetry? We don't actually want to help those spammers to get hits, do we?

[Blood-Pigggy]

Uh, AJ who in their right mind would actually attempt to contact them?

[DannyMc252]

Who said anything about people in their right mind?

[Blood-Pigggy]

That doesn't make sense.

[Tom Henrik]

Well, would you expect things to make sense in a topic devoted to spoetry?

But I agree with AJ. You should remove contact info from the things you post, Pigggy.

[DeathDude]

Wells a different sort of spoetry, now this spammer is using Tolkien in his writing! Or ripping off Tolkien no clue.

casket threw aside his hood and cloak. Here is Gandalf! And none too
soon it seems. If you dont like my Burglar, please dont damage him.
Put him down, and listen first to what he has to say!
You all seem in league! said Thorin dropping Bilbo on the top of
the wall. Never again will I have dealings with any wizard or his
friends. What have you to say, you descendant of rats?

[BeefontheBone]

If you don't like my Burglar, please don't damage him? Genius!

[DannyMc252]

They're all Tolkien quotes...

Well, rather sure they are.

Of course, it's missing speech marks :]

[A. J. Raffles]

Actually I was rather sure "If you don't like my burglar, please don't damage him" isn't Tolkien, but it turns out you're right. Apparently it's from The Hobbit.

Edit: Oh, look what I got this morning. It's not exactly spoetry, but it's a bit of a novelty anyway: spam declaring "this isn't spam". I don't really like the way the words "thai sperm chit grad" are sitting in there at the beginning, though...

Hello, Sir/Madam!
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This message was originally posted by Hot Jobs 4 You system and has nothing to do with spam!
Our Company is seeking applications for many Work-at-home positions
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Employers guarantee payroll tax deposits and reporting, retirement and various reports,
other accounting functions. Attention to detail is a must and well as the ability to multi-task.
Equivalent experience providing knowledge, skills and abilities. Pre-employment
testing and criminal background history check required. Salary DOQ, excellent benefits.
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If you are interested in this proposal send us your resume ASAP and employer will contact you.
[email removed]
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Best regards,
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Incidentally, I also got another message that was identical to this one, but minus the thai sperm bit. How thoughtful of them...

Edited by A. J. Raffles, 22 July 2006 - 01:19 PM.

[DeathDude]

Got another one this morning. Funny thing it just ends without a conclusion gasp, left wondering what happened.

his words? It was a day of surprises. And he was right-I had not seen
him at work, just the results.
The brick palace jogged into view ahead. Apparently not all of the

[BeefontheBone]

Tolkien wrote that? I've underestimated the old codger

*goes to find a new sig*