465 replies to this topic

[Nick]

*grabs ketchup bottle*
*squirts ketchup all over Frodo*

It now looks like a murder took place.

[Frodo]

*licks ketchup from her arm*  

Hmm, tasty.  But this is WAR.  


*Grabs cusion from nearby seat, and throws it at Nick.  The cushion splits open, scattering feathers all over a coffee-stained Nick*  


Hmm, poorly-made cusions you have there, Nick.  

[Nick]

You bought them hobbit.

*grabs bottle of grape juice*
*dumps it on Frodo*

PURPLE!

[Frodo]

I bought them?  Oh yeah.  

And... why am I purple?  


*pours carton of milk over Nick*  

[Nick]

*opens bag of snack mix*
*starts tossing food all over the place*

FIGHT!

[Frodo]

*flicks peanuts at Nick*   

[Nick]

*eats peanuts*
Yummy!

*takes out food coloring gun*
*switches to "multicolor"*

Muwhahaha... *starts spraying*

[Frodo]

*grabs an opened tin of flurescent paint that was used for decorating the pub, and throws it at Nick*   

[Nick]

*looks around*

Where are you? All I can see is green and blue!

*shoots randomly*

[Frodo]

You can't see?  Maybe we should wash that paint off you.


*grabs fire extuinguisher, and aims it at Nick*  

[Nick]

The club is now a mess.. paint all over, flour all over, food all over, ketchup splattered all over the walls.

*grabs bottle of whiskey, starts spraying it at Frodo*
Get away hobbit!

[Frodo]

*looks around at the mess, and giggles*  

What a mess in this pub.  What you need is Baggins Renovations.  Very reasonable rates.  
Here, let me give you my business card.  
*digs out a card, and gives it to Nick*  

[Nick]

*looks at card*
*rips it up*



I like living in filth.

[Frodo]

You tore up my card???  


*picks up card pieces from the floor, takes a roll of sellotape from her pocket, and carefully pieces the card back together with the sellotape*  


There, that's better.  

[Nick]

*grabs card, dumps lighter fluid on it*
*lights match, and watches card burning*

*suddenly, the card falls from Nick's hand*
*flames begin to erupt*

Oh damn.. and YOU used up the fire extinguisher!