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[Nick]

I hate football as well. If anyone puts a damn sports-themed flag in here, I will burn it!

*takes out case of beer* Everyone have a drink! On the house!

[Doubler]

*Hangs a flame retardant orange banner above the bar*

MWUHAHAHA

*Uses the last money from Frodo's cheque to buy another beer*

[Frodo]

*soaks the banner in petrol, then strikes a match*

A no-football pub?  Bliss!  

[Doubler]

*Points to the tag saying "Flame retardant and heat resistant up to 3000°C"*

[Frodo]

*looks at flames coming from the banner*  

You were conned, Doubler.  

[Doubler]

*Banner rises from the ashes like a phoenix*

No. No, I wasn't

[Nick]

Pretty flames.... Wait... DONT BURN DOWN MY CLUB! *runs around screaming*

[Frodo]

*Watches Nick running around and screaming, with amuseument*  

Oh, sorry Nick.  You've had a lot of building burn down recently, haven't you.  

[Nick]

Damn demons, FBI, and llamas.

[Qbix]

damn spain and referees that love to blow their whistle.

[Frodo]

Poor Qbix.  Here, let me buy you a drink to cheer you up.  *buys drink*  

There's good entertainment in the club today.  That guy over there  *points to Nick*  is running around screaming - something about burning down his club.  It's hilarious!  *sits and watches a screaming Nick*  

[Nick]

Some men like to blow their own whistles. Some can't though.

*grabs a whole bottle of vodka, and starts chugging it down*

Crowd: Drink! Drink! Drink!

[Doubler]

Careful! Don't get too close to the flames with that...

Oh. Too late

[Nick]

Screams, as Nick is lit on fire.

runs around on fire

[Frodo]

*Opens up the popcorn*  

*watches with interest*


Brilliant entertainment.  Even better than tv.