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[Frodo]

*scratches head*  

Make the club look like a chequebook?  
Well, um, okay.  If that's what you really want.  

[Nick]

The checkbook is to PAY for the renovation..

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[Frodo]

Ahhhh, now *that's* whas I call impressive.  


*nods approvingly*


*gets to work*  


This may take a while.  Why don't you have a seat?  

[Nick]

Sure. Sounds good.
*sits down, and opens another beer*
Say.. you wouldn't happen to know Frodo do you? She used to come in here many months ago... I figured your a hobbit so..

[Frodo]

*starts banging and hammering away

Frodi?  Oh yeah, top hobbot.  Spunky wee thing.  (:


*hours pass*  


Almost half-finished.  Now, you got another of those delicious mouldy sandiches, by any chance?  I sure am mighty peckish.

[Nick]

Sure sure.. hold on.
*walks over to cabinet, and takes out a cheese sandwich.. with all sorts of multicolor mold on it*

Bon appétit!

*A group of men walk into the construction zone. They bring in some fresh, and excellent food.*

[Doubler]

Hello, I'd like to order about 3 tons worth of ice, please

[Nick]

*walks over to ice machine*
*blows off spider-webs*

*the machine begins to spit sparks*

*fills some bags with ice*

*puts bags on counter*

Enjoy.

[Frodo]

*Noises of banging, clunking, sanding machines, polishers, and drills gradually lesson, until all is quiet*


That's it Guv.  We're all up and running.  

[Doubler]

*Builds a chair out of the ice and sits down on it*
Ah, that's better

[Nick]

*looks around*

Great job hobbit. *throws the hobbit a bag of coins*

[Frodo]

Hey, I don't want a bag of coins thrown to me, like  a dog.  
I want a proper cheque.  


Here's a full list of my expensis, so you can see where you money goes.

[Nick]

*reads over list*

Fine.. *grumbles*

*writes a check (cheque)*

[Frodo]

(you Americans spell things funny   )


*studies cheque*  

Um... you forgot VAT, labour costs, and tips.  

*hands cheque back*

[Nick]

()

*continues mumbling, and writes out the check*

*hands check back to the hobbit*

Happy now?