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[Frodo]

Tell him you are stuck

[Nick]

*The man grabs you and pulls you out of the sand.*

Worker: Now, I assume you are a homeless person, yes? I have some advice for you. Go to LHR Housing Associates. They can find you an apartment or house.

[Frodo]

Ask him why he destroyed your home.

[Nick]

Worker: This isn't your home. The previous owner was found dead during the massive storm we had. Someone stabbed them, and left them to die.

[Frodo]

Search clothes for ID

[Nick]

*You search through your clothes, but you don't find any sort of ID. Only the picture of your mother.*

[Frodo]

Make a sandcastle

[Nick]

*You start building a castle.*

Worker: Alright! Thats enough! *drags you off of the sand lot, and throws you into street.*

Worker: And stay the hell off this property!

[Frodo]

Lie on ground, and go to sleep

[Nick]

*You fall asleep on the pavement.*

You: Zzzz....

*BEEEEEEEEEEEP*

You: AHHH!

*You wakeup screaming, as a car almost hits you.*

*You need to be more careful. You have only one life.*

[Doubler]

Wait until nightfall, sneak onto the construction site and build yourself a house fit for a king

[Nick]

*As you gather piles of plywood, a man walks up to the construction site. He is a police officer.*

Officer: It's a good thing the workers called me, and told me to watch this property. They knew you would come back. Your under arrest.

[Doubler]

Ask the police officer if he's any good at interior design.

[Nick]

Officer: Shut up. *grabs your arms, and handcuffs you.* *starts pulling you toward police car.*

[Doubler]

Ask why he's kidnapping you. Demand he release you at once!