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[Nick]

*You start driving down the street. Meanwhile the police officer who was talking to you, starts following your car.*

Women: Where are you taking me??

[aillusionoftime]

Straight to heaven.

[Nick]

Women: Oh my god... You aren't going to kill me are you?!

[Frodo]

No, don't worry.  I'm not going to kill you.  

(is she bleeding?)

[Nick]

*No. She doesn't appear to have any blood on her. Only some bruises.*

[Frodo]

Let her go, and then look for some blood to drink  

[Nick]

*The women jumps out of the car, and starts running away. She is so frazzled, she falls on the cement, scrapping her leg. Blood drips out of her wound.*

[Frodo]

You know what to do.  

[Nick]

*You drink the womens blood.*

Women: AHHH! You pervert!

[Frodo]

Go to your new home

[Nick]

*You get back in the car, and start driving to your house. It's the only home you know.*

*After driving for about 15 minutes, you reach your old home.... But you quickly realize how times have changed. Since you died, your home went into foreclosure. The bank sold your home to a construction company, and now all that is left is sand...*

*You need to find a new place to live.*

[Frodo]

Bury yourself in the sand

[Nick]

*You proceed to act like a raving depressed maniac, and bury yourself where your home once stood.*

*A construction worker walks up to.*

Worker: What the hell do you think your doing?

[Frodo]

State the obvious, and tell him you are burying yourself in sand.  

[Nick]

Worker: This is a construction site. Get out of the sand, or I will call the police.