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[Nick]

Sumonsar: Quite!

Voice: You will feel my anger Sumonsar! A war of epic proportions is about to begin....

*The sky turns dark once again, as birds flock away from the city.*



*As Sumonsar-spawned tornadoes brew in the city, a massive wave of water starts building in the ocean.*



Voice: SUMONSAR! FEEL THE WRATH OF THE EARTHLY OCEANS!

*Water starts building higher & higher, as the wall approaches the city.*



Sumonsar: Fine... You want a war... YOU NOW HAVE ONE!

*The water crashes into the buildings, and into the streets. Gushing the ruins, and the still-standing buildings with it.*





Sumonsar: Water will not kill me! AHAHAH!!! *morphs into massive black cloud of thick smoke*

[El Quia]

swim around, pass gas while underwater and shout at the top of your lungs with your head submerged just for fun.

[Nick]

Sumonsar: This will end tonight!

*Sumonsar turns water into lava... causing everything and everyone to burn.. except you, since your a demon.*

[El Quia]

Lick lava

[Nick]

*The lava tastes like charcoal.*

Sumonsar: It is almost midnight, and soon my apprentice will rise... as a Demon Lord!

Voice: No! You can not stay with him! Sumonsar is a devil in disguise!

[El Quia]

Laugh at the Voice believing that I haven't noticed

[Nick]

Voice: You must follow your true destiny. Your not evil.

Sumonsar: ENOUGH!

[aillusionoftime]

Since you obviously didn't get the point, Sumonsar, let me tell you a funny story from my home.

There was once a small housefly on the leg of an elephant.

The fly was feeling thirsty, hot and tired. It was nearing the end of it's life.

It started shouting at the elephant, "Hey you! Get up and help me. You've disregarded me for so long, I've been sitting on your leg most of my life and you this is how you treat me. Ignoring me!?"

At that moment the elephant happened to get up, causing a massive storm of dust all around it.

Foolishly the fly thought it was the cause of the elephant's movement. Of course, the elephant wasn't even aware of the fly's existence at all.

We come into this world and make such a ruckus. Compared to the planet, we're nothing but little flies.

So, once again, who exactly are you trying to impress? And when there will always be an infinitude more beings and also more powerful beings than you, why are you needlessly bothering?

[El Quia]

Also, you suck, spoiled unbrat!

[Doubler]

Drink some more lava.

What?

[aillusionoftime]

[Nick]

Sumonsar: I plan on killing every human on this planet. Then I can build a new society.

Voice: You will not destroy the human race! *a loud boom is heard*

*A massive swirl of wind forms the shape of a person.*

*The figure turns into some kind of godly figure...*



Figure: It is time for war.

[Frodo]

Tickle the godly figure  

[Nick]

Figure: My name is Croniki. I am a warrior of the gods. I have come to challenge Sumonsar in a battle. Who's side are you on?

Narrator: Choose a side. This is a game altering decision. Choose wisely.

[Frodo]

Chant Croniki, Croniki. Croniki. Croniki  

(well, I'm not gonna choose the one that's been tormenting me, and torturing me all this time   )