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[Lord Windy]

You: "Hell no, you've been an arsehole. I also require dessert"

[Nick]

Man: Shut the **** up! No more playing! I've had enough! You are nothing but a business asset to me! So shut the **** up, and do your job. Or if you don't, I will send you back to HELL!

[Lord Windy]

You: "Fine then, but if you do you'll never know"

[Nick]

Man: Go to the nearest hotel. I want you to see something.

[Lord Windy]

Try to find the nearest gas station

[Nick]

*You find a nearby gas station.*

What will you do there?

[Lord Windy]

Drink gasoline.

[Nick]

*The gas tastes like chili powder.*

[Lord Windy]

fine some matches

[Nick]

*You walks inside, the cashier has some matches behind the counter.*

[Lord Windy]

"Can I have a look at your matches. I can't remember what brand I like, but if I can feel them I might be able to work it out"

[Nick]

*The women does not answer... it's like she can't even see you.*

[Frodo]

Grab a box of matches, and strike a match.

[Nick]

You have fire...

What will you do with the match?

[Frodo]

Swallow the match - while it is still lit.