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[Nick]

Man: We should leave now. I have another mission for you. More people to kill!

[Lord Windy]

Kick him in the balls for being mean.

He didn't buy dinner!

[Nick]

*The man yelps in pain, then proceeds to grab you, and throw you down the stairs of the apartment building.*

Man: Don't mess with me! You freakin` scumbag!

[Lord Windy]

Get up and laugh at him.

[Nick]

Man: Your just as crazy as me. I love this little twisted and demented relationship we got going for us... It's fun. *smiles*

*Hovers through the front door*

[Lord Windy]

Sneak up behind him

[Nick]

Man: You can't sneak. I know your every more.

[Lord Windy]

Surprise him biting off your own finger

[Nick]

Man: Your an odd individual. *grabs your finger, and eats it*

Man: Mmm... Taste's like lies.

[Lord Windy]

Scream: "HEY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BUYING ME DINNER. NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND"

[Nick]

Man: Scream all you want. No one can hear you. Now, will you go on your second mission?

[Lord Windy]

Tell him" Nope"

[Nick]

Man: If you don't follow my orders, you will go back to MY HELL!

[Lord Windy]

Say simply: "Your fault. You didn't buy me dinner."

[Nick]

Man: *evil smile* Fine. If I buy you dinner, will you go on the mission?