

The Adventure Thread
Started by
Nick
, Oct 09 2009 08:55 PM
1973 replies to this topic
#571
Posted 28 November 2009 - 06:04 PM
And dance while clapping. Maybe some Flamenco
Your leg falls off, revealing a bloody stump. You are losing a large amount of blood. You must find a way to escape....
> Drink blood
> Drink blood
#572
Posted 28 November 2009 - 08:13 PM
*After dancing and clapping, you notice that the clapping behind you stops. Suddenly, you feel a sharp pinching pain in your ankle... a crab is pinching you with it's claws.*
#574
Posted 29 November 2009 - 06:35 AM
*You lick the crab... It decides to pinch your lips.*
#576
Posted 29 November 2009 - 10:14 PM
*The crab turns into blood.*
#578
Posted 29 November 2009 - 11:36 PM
*You drink the blood... it tastes odd...*
#579
Posted 29 November 2009 - 11:53 PM
Describe that taste in great detail with a poem you scribble in the sand.

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#580
Posted 30 November 2009 - 12:08 AM
The taste is as odd as crap
Making me want to clap
I can't believe I was bit by a crab
Done.
Making me want to clap
I can't believe I was bit by a crab
Done.

#581
Posted 30 November 2009 - 01:43 AM
Now turn that into a massive 3000-line epic


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#582
Posted 30 November 2009 - 03:21 AM

*You finish 2 years later.*

#583
Posted 30 November 2009 - 03:28 AM
Gaze upon the wonder you've created, recite it a few times and feel really good about yourself.

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#584
Posted 30 November 2009 - 04:20 AM
*Suddenly, you hear a loud windy noise.... A sandstorm is brewing again.*
#585
Posted 30 November 2009 - 05:40 AM
Brew something else
Your leg falls off, revealing a bloody stump. You are losing a large amount of blood. You must find a way to escape....
> Drink blood
> Drink blood