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[Nick]

Priest: Believe me. This always works. I have done about 30 of these in my lifetime. Now, get on the bed.

[Doubler]

Try and jump on the bed, using your arms.

[Nick]

Priest: Stop the nonsense.

*Grabs you, and straps you to the bed.*

Priest: Now, let's begin. *Opens bible*

Priest: Holy lord, we are gathered here today, to bless this hotel room. We know of the demons in this room.

*Suddenly the door slams shut*

Investigator: *gulp*

[Doubler]

Politely ask to be released, because you feel sort of vulnerable like this.

[Nick]

*It seems the priest can't even hear you.*

Priest: Holy lord help this poor soul! In the name of the lord, release these spirits back to hell!

*The lamp in the room turns on... but the bulb is bright red. One of the investigators (the camera-man) is picked up, and thrown out the window.*

Investigator: NO! Scot!!!

Investigator #2: Our footage!

Investigator: Never mind the footage! What about Scot?! Priest, please stop!

Priest: BLESS THIS ROOM!

The glass door shatters inward, slicing the face of the lead investigator.

[Doubler]

Lick restraints.

[Nick]

*You lick the metal restraints... taste's like metal.*

Priest: Help this... this....

*The priest falls to the ground.*

Investigator: Father? Are you alright?

*A deep whisper is heard....*

Whisper: Get... out...

[Doubler]

Ask the investigator to release you.

[Nick]

Investigator: Sure. *The investigator unties the restraints.* Are you okay?

[Doubler]

Kiss investigator.

[Nick]

You kiss the investigator.

*He appears stunned*

Investigator: Umm... we better get going.

[Doubler]

Ask about the priest.

[Nick]

*The investigator checks the priest's pulse...*

Investigator: He is still alive!

*The priest begins to whisper.*

Priest: Must... burn..

Investigator: What father?

Priest: ...You must ... burn... hotel..

Investigator: The hotel?!

Priest: The ... demon... is too powerful... must destroy its.. home... *priest appears to faint*

[Doubler]

Tell the investigator you once ate some explosives in the basement.

[Nick]

Investigator: What?! You must be joking. Besides, we can't destroy the hotel!