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[Doubler]

Pet the cute little roaches.

[Nick]

You start petting the bugs.

Whisper: You will feel pain! Your just angering me even more! If you will not take the job, I will force you to!

Your eyes start to pop, and your body starts shaking.... You feel anger as your entire life flashes before your eyes. Your in terrible pain.

You: You.. CAN'T DO THIS!

Whisper: Yes I can! Say goodbye to your soul!

Your body starts turning bright red, scratch marks rise up on your skin..... You can't breath...

*Darkness*

You wake to the sound of traffic... Your eyes open... It appears your laying in a graveyard. You look over at the nearest tombstone... it's yours.

You: I'm... I'm... dead?

[Doubler]

Well, obviously not dead enough
Check for limbs.

[Nick]

Your missing both legs. But your arms are okay.

[Doubler]

Hug gravestone

[Nick]

You wrap your arms around the cold, hard, gravestone. You feel someone tap you on the shoulder.

[Doubler]

Growl and bite.

[Nick]

You bite the mysterious finger which is tapping you.

A women screams.

Women: What the hell?!

[Doubler]

Apologize in a very courteous manner and inquire if maybe she's seen your legs somewhere.

[Nick]

Women: Your a maniac!

*Sprays pepper spray in your eyes*

[Doubler]

Politely ask what that was for, since without legs you're hardly any sort of threat.

[Nick]

Women: Stop lying! You damn midgets are just like every other criminal! You were acting like a poor, sad man, and then you were planning to make your move, and rape me. Get lost bum!

The women hits you in the head with her purse. She then walks away.

[Doubler]

Try to grow legs.

[Nick]

Your attempt has failed, after all, your human.

The wind is picking up... a storm is coming. Rain starts pouring from the sky.

[Doubler]

Try and make your way to the nearest police station.