

The Adventure Thread
Started by
Nick
, Oct 09 2009 08:55 PM
1973 replies to this topic
#1501
Posted 28 January 2010 - 09:14 PM
*You burp, but instead of fire, you throw up.*
*A man comes running over.*
Man: Are you alright? I saw you drinking the gasoline....
*A man comes running over.*
Man: Are you alright? I saw you drinking the gasoline....
#1503
Posted 28 January 2010 - 10:19 PM
(Oh.
)
Man: I am a Doctor... but I am also very religious. So yes I will come wherever life takes me.
1 out of 5.
3:25 PM
Where will you go?
-Cafe
-Doctor's Office
-Police Station
-Supermarket
-Gas Station
-Apartment Building
-Church
-Hotel
-Strip Club & Brothel

Man: I am a Doctor... but I am also very religious. So yes I will come wherever life takes me.
1 out of 5.
3:25 PM
Where will you go?
-Cafe
-Doctor's Office
-Police Station
-Supermarket
-Apartment Building
-Church
-Hotel
-Strip Club & Brothel
#1505
Posted 28 January 2010 - 10:44 PM
Assistant: No, no lo hacen. Piérdete.
#1507
Posted 28 January 2010 - 11:36 PM
Assistant: Muy bien. Creo que sí .... Sí!
*The Doctor and the store assistant, follow you outside.*
2 out of 5.
3:35 PM
Where will you go?
-Cafe
-Doctor's Office
-Police Station
-Supermarket
-Gas Station
-Apartment Building
-Church
-Hotel
-Strip Club & Brothel
*The Doctor and the store assistant, follow you outside.*
2 out of 5.
3:35 PM
Where will you go?
-Cafe
-Doctor's Office
-Police Station
-Apartment Building
-Church
-Hotel
-Strip Club & Brothel
#1509
Posted 29 January 2010 - 12:27 AM
*As you enter the cafe, a waitress walks up to you.*
Waitress: How can I help you?
Waitress: How can I help you?
#1511
Posted 29 January 2010 - 02:50 AM
(That doctor, besides being very religious, is very gullible, following gasoline-drinking strangers around
)
Try to explain it to her in spanish: No compraré este disco, está rayado. Mi Aerodeslizador esta lleno de anguilas.

Try to explain it to her in spanish: No compraré este disco, está rayado. Mi Aerodeslizador esta lleno de anguilas.
Your leg falls off, revealing a bloody stump. You are losing a large amount of blood. You must find a way to escape....
> Drink blood
> Drink blood
#1512
Posted 29 January 2010 - 06:39 AM
(That Doctor is very gullible yes.
)
*The waitress gives you a nasty look, and throws a plate of burning hot apple pie into your face.*
Waitress: Don't think us Mexicans are idiots. And do not make fun of us. *walks into back room*

*The waitress gives you a nasty look, and throws a plate of burning hot apple pie into your face.*
Waitress: Don't think us Mexicans are idiots. And do not make fun of us. *walks into back room*
#1514
Posted 29 January 2010 - 08:23 AM
*You go into the back room, and offer her money.*
*The waitress takes the money, shoves it into her bra, and smilies. Let's go then. I hate this town anyway.*
3 out of 5.
3:55 PM
Current Party: Doctor, Supermarket Assistant, Waitress.
Money Left: $400
Where will you go?
-Cafe
-Doctor's Office
-Police Station
-Supermarket
-Gas Station
-Apartment Building
-Church
-Hotel
-Strip Club & Brothel
*The waitress takes the money, shoves it into her bra, and smilies. Let's go then. I hate this town anyway.*
3 out of 5.
3:55 PM
Current Party: Doctor, Supermarket Assistant, Waitress.
Money Left: $400
Where will you go?
-Doctor's Office
-Police Station
-Apartment Building
-Church
-Hotel
-Strip Club & Brothel