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[Doubler]

Blow up car

[Nick]

You open your backpack, and pull out a dynamite pack. You place the pack underneath the car, and you press a tiny button on top of the wrapper. A light turns green.

You then walk a few steps back, and take out the control panel for the dynamite. You look at all the shiny buttons. You decide to press the big green one that reads "Explode".

You watch as the car blows up... but you suddenly feel a throbbing in your throat... You panic as you remember eating a pack of dynamite, and swallowing a plastic piece... it was the receiver!

You feel a terrible pain in your stomach... You suddenly fall on the ground... your insides are being burned alive...

[Doubler]

Find water

[Nick]

You crawl over to the hotel fountain, and stick your head over the ledge, sipping some very bad tasting water...

[Doubler]

Any result?

[Nick]

Yes, sorry. I forgot to type a result.

You feel even more queasy. The water did not help... You need to get help, and find a hospital.

[Frodo]

Call 999 for an ambulance

[Nick]

You take your cell phone out of your pocket, and dial 999.

Operator: Thank you for calling 999. What is your emergency?

[Frodo]

Tell operator you ate some dynamite  

[Nick]

Operator: Excuse me, but this is 999. We deal with real emergencies. Not prank calls.

[Frodo]

Groan in pain

[Nick]

Operator: Please hold. Your call is very important to us.

*Elevator music*

[Frodo]

Hum along to elevator music

[Doubler]

(This city really needs to work on its emergency response )

[Nick]

Computer: I'm sorry, but our operators are currently busy. However, you can upgrade to our Express Emergency Service, for only 5.95 a month. Your current wait time is 215 minutes. Please hold, or enter your credit card number.