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[aillusionoftime]

Count llamas jumping over a fence in the clouds to pass the time.

[Nick]

*You dream of the fence jumping llama.*



*You hear someone at the door.*

*Suddenly, a women screams, as loud yelling occurs. Something is happening outside your door.*

[El Quia]

Tell them to shut up, that you are trying to sleep

[Nick]

Voice: Hahaha....

*Suddenly, you hear a man yelling.*

Man: Sound the alarm! We have a breakout! Sound the alarm!

*A loud alarm buzzes through the building, as your door busts open.*

*A naked (and crazy) women runs over to you.*

Women: We're breaking out! Hahahaha!!!

[Doubler]

Ask her if she would kindly set you free.

[Frodo]

You will give her cookies if she sets you free

[Nick]

Women: Okay!

*The women releases the restraints.*

Women: Bye!

*The women blissfully skips away, singing to herself, and starts choking a nearby guard.*

[Frodo]

Heal myself (do I have any healing powers?), then climb up through the air-vent.

[Nick]

*You don't have any healing powers.*

*Your current health condition is a bit rough. You can't use your telepathic abilities correctly, and your body is sore.*

*You manage to stand on the bed, and pull yourself up into the air-vent.*

[El Quia]

Take out my crowbar, ready to beat the hell out of any headcrab that jumps at me

[Nick]

*As you look around, you notice 3 possible directions.*

Left - A loud buzzing noise is heard from this direction...
Right - It is very dark here....
Back down

[Frodo]

Go left

[Nick]

*As you crawl deeper into the air-vent, the sound gets louder... it sounds like some kind of motor.*

[Frodo]

Mentally turn the motor off.

[Nick]

*You attempt to turn it off, but instead the noise gets louder.*