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[El Quia]

(I could continue with the seductive thing, but it would quickly turn into a thread unfit for minors )

(Ooops, Nick posted at the same time as I did)


"Because I am bearing his baby!!!"

[Frodo]

John can help me end my private hell.

[Nick]

Nurse: Your not pregnant. And I'm not sure of the private hell thing. You do realize though... that you will be going to a local mental hospital...

[Frodo]

Ask again for them to save John

[Doubler]

Because he's your father!
Follow this revelation up with a "dun dun dun dun" and possible a pained scream.

[Nick]

Nurse: *gives you a confused look* John is not your father.

*men carrying a stretcher walk into the room.*

Man: We're ready to take the patient to the mental institution.

[Doubler]

Ask if they have cookies.

[Nick]

Man: Okay... this person must be crazy.

*A man takes out a long needle, and gives you a shot of something.... You slowly fall asleep.*

*You wake up.... your in a different hospital. But you now have restraints on your arms.*

*A female nurse walks in.*

Nurse: I see your awake. Welcome to the London Lunatic Asylum. How are you feeling?

[Doubler]

Crazy

[Nick]

Nurse: Technically, your listed as "Clinically Insane". Your being held in a hospital room, in our medical wing, until your wounds heal. Then we will move you to a padded room... I'm sorry. But you should be happy here. We have a nice staff. *rambles on with that fake cheery smile, and the usual advertisement-like sermon.*

[Doubler]

Are there cookies?

[Nick]

Nurse: You can have dessert at dinner time. We also have green Jello.

[Frodo]

I want RED jelly, not green.  

[aillusionoftime]

Jelly... tainted with - fresh blood. Now.

[Doubler]

And cookies