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[Doubler]

Oh come on
Being the bore that I am I say we go to the public library first. We'll go to the other one once the public library has burned down, been devoured by the earth, levelled by a storm or otherwise destroyed

[Nick]

*After a long trip, you arrive in the public library.*

[Doubler]

Search for books on proper llama care

[Nick]

You find a book entitled "Sex with Llamas"

[Doubler]

Euh... not the proper care I had in mind

[Nick]

You find another book entitled "How to become a fire-breathing Llama."

[Doubler]

Read the book, then take it. In fact, take all the books on llamas (even the creepy one). Dangerous secrets.
Then look for books on demonic summoning.

[Nick]

You walk over to the aisle marked "Paranormal and Religious Books".

You see many books....

Ghost Investigations
The Story of the Paranormal
Demon Rituals
Research Papers of the Paranormal

Strangely, you notice a large, and old book.. sticking out.

Ad finem ultimum

[Doubler]

So what did we read in "How to become a fire-breathing Llama." Nick?
Take the large and old book. Read it, then absent-mindedly place it back in between the children's books or something.

[Nick]

Sorry.

The Llama book:

Step 1. Jump off a bridge.
Step 2. Get eaten by a shark.
Step 3. Become a Llama.

Ad finem ultimum:

You can't read it... everything is in latin.

[Doubler]

Find a bridge above some water where you're likely to encounter a live and hungry shark.

[Nick]

*You walk outside, and walk a few miles. You find a bridge. The bridge is very high up... Jumping could possibly kill you.*

[Doubler]

Is there a hungry shark below it?

[Nick]

Yes... You do realize doing this will kill the character. And since this is his/her's last life, the story will end.

[Doubler]

Well, is this the way to become a firebreathing llama or isn't it?