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[El Quia]

And tell her dirty jokes.

[Doubler]

And ask her if there's any way you could turn into a firebreathing llama

[Nick]

*You try to make your mother/man jump into a river, but instead she walks over to you and grabs your private area.*

Mother: No llama. No jokes.

[Doubler]

Reply that you're not joking. That you've never been so serious about anything in your life

[Nick]

*The women/man takes out a knife, and cuts your tongue off. She/he then eats your tongue.*

[Doubler]

Take the knife, cut out her heart and eat it. Say something witty while doing this.

[Nick]

You: You have a loving heart mother.

[Frodo]

Slowly, suck blook from the heart

[Nick]

*You suck the gooey, warm blood.*

*Suddenly, you hear the sounds of a machine beeping... the sound is coming from the window.*

[Frodo]

Smash window

[Nick]

*The window smashes into pieces... you look out the window. All you can see are clouds.. and some kind of music radio mounted on the wall. A note attached to it says "Push the red button".*

[Frodo]

Push button

[Doubler]

No! Instead push the inevitable button labeled "Do not push!"

[Nick]

.... *A voice proclaims, "Too late".*

*Suddenly the whole entire area starts spinning. The stones holding the structure fall on top of you. You try to grab onto something, as the building tilts sideways.*

Radio: Tzzzt.... We've only just begun... to live... *starts playing the song.*

You: Holy sh*t... not again...

*The room turns on it's side, slamming you onto a nearby wall.*

*You spot 5 buttons on the wall. Each one has a different symbol on it.*

-Tree
-Mountain
-Sun
-Raindrop
-And a button marked "Ad Finem Ultimum"

[Doubler]

Push them all at once.