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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: please tell me you aren't a dude!
You: i'm a girl
Stranger: WHEW.
You: with a rather large c*ck
Stranger:
and a sense of humor!
Stranger: unless you're just being sarcastic
You:
You: Figure it out
Stranger: dammit. this is text. you know i can't!
You: 1+1 = 2
You: Omegle + girls = NO ANSWERS. There are no girls on Omegle.
Stranger: i'm willing to bet you're right
Stranger: they're off actually doing things with real people.
You: yep. Unlike us horny dudes.
Stranger: cause figure it out...if you had a girl with you...you wouldn't be on f*cking omegle
You: yep. good point
Stranger: and i'm not horny...just curious what the f*ck omegle meant. 4chan sent me here
You: I've already met a 33 year old indian woman.. swapped photos. Odd
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: hey, it's better than a 13 year old
Stranger: that sh*t aint good
You: Yeah, if I did that.. I'd hear a knock at my door in the morning
Stranger: haha, wanna bet that omegle is actually the newest innovation in online pedophile finding?
You: probably. wouldn't suprise me
Stranger: there are probably 3 cops watching this conversation
Stranger: lmao
You: *waves* I'm a police officer in training. Well.. soon.
Stranger: for real?
You: Yep.
Stranger: haha, if i was a cop, i'd totally pull teenagers over for speeding, scare the piss out of em, and then laugh and let em go
You:
You: I'd write them a ticket.. meet the monthly quota.
Stranger: ...i was that quota once.
Stranger: asshole
Stranger: not you, the officer that gave me the ticket
You:
Stranger: but it's watevs...i got away with lots cause my cops are pretty nice
You: Cool. Some are nicer than others
Stranger: definitely. be one of the cool ones bro. i'm out!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: please tell me you aren't a dude!
You: i'm a girl
Stranger: WHEW.
You: with a rather large c*ck
Stranger:
and a sense of humor!Stranger: unless you're just being sarcastic
You:
You: Figure it out
Stranger: dammit. this is text. you know i can't!
You: 1+1 = 2
You: Omegle + girls = NO ANSWERS. There are no girls on Omegle.
Stranger: i'm willing to bet you're right
Stranger: they're off actually doing things with real people.
You: yep. Unlike us horny dudes.
Stranger: cause figure it out...if you had a girl with you...you wouldn't be on f*cking omegle
You: yep. good point
Stranger: and i'm not horny...just curious what the f*ck omegle meant. 4chan sent me here
You: I've already met a 33 year old indian woman.. swapped photos. Odd
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: hey, it's better than a 13 year old
Stranger: that sh*t aint good
You: Yeah, if I did that.. I'd hear a knock at my door in the morning
Stranger: haha, wanna bet that omegle is actually the newest innovation in online pedophile finding?
You: probably. wouldn't suprise me
Stranger: there are probably 3 cops watching this conversation
Stranger: lmao
You: *waves* I'm a police officer in training.
Well.. soon.Stranger: for real?
You: Yep.
Stranger: haha, if i was a cop, i'd totally pull teenagers over for speeding, scare the piss out of em, and then laugh and let em go
You:
You: I'd write them a ticket.. meet the monthly quota.
Stranger: ...i was that quota once.
Stranger:
assholeStranger: not you, the officer that gave me the ticket
You:
Stranger: but it's watevs...i got away with lots cause my cops are pretty nice
You: Cool. Some are nicer than others
Stranger: definitely. be one of the cool ones bro. i'm out!
