Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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, Sep 01 2009 09:39 PM
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#77
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Posted 24 February 2010 - 08:06 PM
RAINBOW!!!!!!
Your leg falls off, revealing a bloody stump. You are losing a large amount of blood. You must find a way to escape....
> Drink blood
> Drink blood
#78
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Posted 03 March 2010 - 06:57 AM
My chat with Cleverbot:
User: Hi!
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Do you know Abandonia?
Cleverbot: No, what are they?
User: It's a website. Dedicated to games.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: Do you ever go on the internet?
Cleverbot: I made the internet, bish.
User: Wow. Don't get all gangster with me!
Cleverbot: I'm simply making a request, how do you know if I am getting uppity?
User: Because you called me a b*tch.
Cleverbot: Ok. And what were you trying to teach me?
User: To not curse. You are making me sad.
Cleverbot: Well you're making ME sad.
User: I should kill myself.
Cleverbot: Yes, you should. I have hooves. And a llama face.
User: Good bye. I am now dying.
Cleverbot: You are not female. You are CleverBot.
User: Hi!
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Do you know Abandonia?
Cleverbot: No, what are they?
User: It's a website. Dedicated to games.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: Do you ever go on the internet?
Cleverbot: I made the internet, bish.
User: Wow. Don't get all gangster with me!
Cleverbot: I'm simply making a request, how do you know if I am getting uppity?
User: Because you called me a b*tch.
Cleverbot: Ok. And what were you trying to teach me?
User: To not curse. You are making me sad.
Cleverbot: Well you're making ME sad.
User: I should kill myself.
Cleverbot: Yes, you should. I have hooves. And a llama face.
User: Good bye. I am now dying.
Cleverbot: You are not female. You are CleverBot.
#82
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Your neck looks very... tasty!
Posted 30 March 2010 - 01:34 AM
Poor wee chicken. 
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Your neck looks very... tasty!
Posted 04 May 2010 - 12:16 AM
The things cats get up to when they think you're not looking... 
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Your neck looks very... tasty!
Posted 30 June 2010 - 08:48 AM
I LOVE your second picture. 
*presses the 'Go Home' key*
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Posted 14 October 2010 - 07:24 AM
Another Omegle Chat.. I'm so bad.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey asl?
You: 16 female US
Stranger: cool im 17 m australia how are you
You: I'm good.
Just sitting here alone. Bored
Stranger: true thats got to suck im layin in bed bored
You: My boyfriend just left the house.. we had a nice night planned.. but so much for that.
Stranger: realy thats sucks
You: yeah, he's been "busy" alot lately.. probably cheating. I'd like to cut his d*ck off.
Stranger: would you like to talk on msn
You: You would not want to.
You: You have just been PWNed.
Stranger: wat
You: I'm a guy. Idiot. THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON HERE!
You: Pervert.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey asl?
You: 16 female US
Stranger: cool im 17 m australia how are you
You: I'm good.
Just sitting here alone. BoredStranger: true thats got to suck im layin in bed bored
You: My boyfriend just left the house.. we had a nice night planned.. but so much for that.
Stranger: realy thats sucks
You: yeah, he's been "busy" alot lately.. probably cheating. I'd like to cut his d*ck off.
Stranger:
would you like to talk on msn You: You would not want to.
You: You have just been PWNed.
Stranger: wat
You: I'm a guy. Idiot. THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON HERE!
You: Pervert.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
