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Posted 07 November 2009 - 02:05 PM
I see Mickey Knox from the front cover of Natural Born Killers.
Or Hermann Goering or someone.
I must be one of the only people alive who has never read or seen any Harry Potter.
I iz a muggle (or whatever )
This thread's great!
Posted 10 November 2009 - 10:26 AM
> Drink blood
Posted 11 November 2009 - 12:53 AM
You: hello human, please input quotable datas
Stranger: THIS IS MY LAST EARTHLY CONVERSATION BEFORE THE MOTHERSHIP
You: why the hell do you wanna leave ?
Stranger: OUR PLANET IS SUPERIOR
Stranger: WE ALWAYS
You: and dont you have broadband on sirius 4
Stranger: ACTUALLY SIRIUS 3
You: my bad
Stranger: BUT I'LL BE MOVING THERE NEXT MONTH
You: great, found a condo ?
Stranger: IM WAITING HERE FOR MY BASE TO BE READY
You: but didnt you hear ?
Stranger: no actually a pretty nice house in the burbs
You: all your base are belong to us !
You: google it, u'll see
Stranger: it cant be that im speaking with the amabos!
Stranger: i must report this to my leader!
You: unless u accidently all the galaxy, there is no turning back
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Joke that will get you arrested:
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train...
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Boot it.
4. Make sure the person who won’t leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Open your browser client.
6. Go here:
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
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