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[Mighty Midget]

*sets up a classy Wurlitzer for people to enjoy between bands*

[Frodo]

A Juke machine!  Just what every bar needs.  

*puts £1 in, and selects some Nightwish*  

[Mighty Midget]

Enjoy Opening night for the jukebox so it's 10p a song

[PrejudiceSucks]

Nick, on Mar 2 2009, 10:08 PM, said:

And here's your black russian Prej:

http://www.coffeeter...ack-russian.jpg

Thank you kindly  

*sticks Louis Jordan's Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby on the jukebox after paying 10p*

Good work so far, MM.

[Nick]

*Walks into the Pub, and goes into the "Members Only" room... Nick quickly comes out and does a double take.* "Bloody hell! They bought a jukebox!" *Runs back into the room and checks his bank account on the computer...* "Mother of Christ!... $5,000 dollars?!! On MY bank account!!"  

*After 15 minutes (and lot's of cursing) Nick comes out of the room and walks over to the $5,000 dollar machine of bankruptcy, and gives it a good, stern look.* "Hmm... there's no one here... So let me try this thing for myself." *Put's 50 cents into the jukebox and select's "Woke up this Morning". Nick starts singing along and grooving in the Pub. * "Not bad. This is pretty cool... except for the price."

(I love it guys)

[Frodo]

*wanders in, and heads over to the Juke Box*
*Selects Sweet Child O Mine by Guns & Roses*
*sits down in nice, comfy seat*

Mmm, think I'll have porridge for breakfast this morning.  

[PrejudiceSucks]

Ah, porridge, that most classic of pub delicacies

Myself, I'll have a lasagne and chips to soak up the alcohol still left in my system from last night.

[Mighty Midget]

*enters the Pub, sits down and looks at the menu*

Could I have a pitch black coffee and some chips & vinegar, please?

*looks around*

So, how are these fine folks this morning?

[Frodo]

Here ya go Prej.  

  




And for Midget...

     

[Doubler]

*Walks in and sits down*

Oh, we have a jukebox now?
Could I have some tea, Earl Grey, very strong?

MM, are we ever going to finish that game of pool?

[Mighty Midget]

Tea for you, sir, very strong as you requested.



Ok,the game! hehe ok:

*chalks*
*looks at the table*
*walks around it*
*makes a decision, aims at an easy yellow and aims at the cue ball for a powerful return*
*FAILS! The cue ball goes back towards where it came from and pockets a red, follows and goes down in the same pocket*

[BeefontheBone]

*Is disappointed by the lack of vegetarian options on the menu*

Oh, and in reply to the first page, I don't think the Islay question was ever answered, but you sir have good taste in whisky. If it doesn't taste like it came straight out of a peat bog, I'm not interested

[Mighty Midget]

*turns to Beef and raises his now long empty whiskey glass*

You, my good fellow, are absolutely right. Personally, I have an affection for Bowmore Darkest although I do believe Laphroaig is somewhat richer. May I offer you a glass of Islay if this establishement has one to your liking?

[PrejudiceSucks]

BeefontheBone, on Mar 3 2009, 06:33 PM, said:

*Is disappointed by the lack of vegetarian options on the menu*

Bah fish and chips is close enough and I'm sure you could ask for something else

[Frodo]

How about a mid-afternoon drink?

Can I get some Hobbit pop please.