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[Frodo]

I would kill for a tuna sandwich right about now.  

Qbix, whose turn is it for Pool?  

[Mighty Midget]

A tuna sandwich for you, miss. I hope you will enjoy it.

[Frodo]

Thanks Midget.  That really hit the spot.  

[Nick]

*After drinking so much alcohol "celebrating" the occasion, Nick decides on something*

You know what *urp* this Pub needs? An indoor Pool! A small heated pool where we could relex, swim, and have fun. *Urp* I know some people who could *burrrp*... build it. *Takes out cell phone*

"Hey Vinny, *Urppp*... Yes I'm drunk. But I need a favor, we'd like to build a pool in the Pub... Yes, there's room to expand. *Urp* Yes, Monday is fine. See you then. *Urppppp*

[Qbix]

* Waits patiently till Frodo hits the next ball *

A pool in the pub ? Make it a hot tub please

[Frodo]

*takes careful aim at the ball... and somehow misses*  

Dang!     

*sits down, and wait's for Qbix*

[Qbix]

*aims and hits one of the balls of Frodo, phew it just missed*

*start bragging about something handy he was coding today*

[Nick]

Zzzz... *Nick continues to sleep on top of the bar* Zzz snorrt.... Zzzz....

[Frodo]

A nice, gently wake-up call for Nick  


*Is interested to hear what Qbix was coding today*     

[Nick]

*Screams and falls off of bar*

Bloody hell! Who sprayed me with water?!  

[El Quia]

Mmmm... I would love a hot-tube...


*El Quia approaches the pool table and watches the match. Sometimes he smirks, knowing that he would have made the same mistake. Then, he walks to the bar and asks for a bottle of water.*


I need something sweet. What could I eat?

[Nick]

Here's a bottle of water:


And here's my very sweet specialty, the molten chocolate cake. It's on the house.



And by the way, tommorow Vinny is coming to install a new hot tub. Well, he better come, or he'll lose a couple of fingers.  

[El Quia]

Thanks, Nick. Tasty!


How much time will it take him to make the hot tube? I really need some relaxing

[Nick]

*Takes out cellphone*

"Hello, Vinny? Get the hell over here... No, to the Pub you idiot... I don't care if you where sleeping. Get your boy's over here and start putting in a pool bar, hot tub, and a mini-sauna... Yes, use the land in the back of the Pub. I own the land.... Yes, now. Get here." *Hangs up*

[30 minutes later...]

*A group of ten Italian and Irish workmen come into the Pub. Leading the pack, is a scrunting and dirty looking Italian man with a beard. This is the very-much ugly Vinny.*

"About time you misfits showed up." says Nick. "What, no warm welcome Nicholas? I haven't seen you since the old strip club." ... "Hey, my name's Nick remember? And no fooling around. Get in the back and put in the new section by tonight. You'll get paid in liquor."

"Wait wait... No cash? This is freakin crazy!" yells Vinny.

*Nick walks up to the register behind the bar, and takes out 2 one-hundred dollar bills. And then hands the money to Vinny*

"Here. This is your payment. Don't tell Frodo."... "Who's Frodo?" asked Vinny.

"Never mind. Get to work."

*And with that the workmen start blasting the walls down in the back room.*

[Mighty Midget]

Actually, this is very close to what's happening at "my" pub. Except the pool, hot tub and sauna. A bunch of smurfs tearing down walls and noone has a clear idea of what should be done, or how it's gonna be like when it's finished.

Anyway:

*MM walks in, sits down, watches the work force in action*

Could I have a very solid Scotch, please?