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[Frodo]

What can I have for my tea today?  

*looks at menu*

I'll have some bacon and scrambled egg please, bartender.  Followed by a nice advocat, thanks.  

[Frodo]

*cough*  OI!  Where's my bacon and eggs???    

I don't know, the service here is terrible  

*mutters something about staff these days*   

[Qbix]

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[Frodo]

I like my egg yolks burst, but I've been waiting 6 days for this, and I'm hungry.  

*starts tasting*

Mmm mmm mmm.  Very tasty.  Thankies Qbix.  

[Mighty Midget]

*walks over to the jukebox and selects a few Desmond Dekker tracks to mellow on*

You guys have a glass of orange juice, please? Fresh?

[Frodo]

Ask, and thou shall receive.  

[Mighty Midget]

Oooh that hit the spot! Thanks.

So, what's happened around here lately, then? Any news?

[Frodo]

Well, we let Nick, the pub owner, out for a while, and he hasn't been seen since.  

[Mighty Midget]

He took the cash and did a runner? Well, I never! Well, there's a stool right over there for him when he returns, and a place in jail

[Frodo]

He took the cash?  I wondered why the till was empty.  

[Nick]

*The door to the Pub slowly cracks open, and Nick tip-toes into the Pub.* Good! No ones here. *Nick's cell phone rings* Hello?... Listen, I just got back from Singapore... Yes, I was on the run... Shut the fuck up. I'm not coming to New York. The goods can escort themselves. Get John to do it... Listen, I'll email you the encrypted virus, and you can load it on Mikes computer. Goodbye. *Hangs up*

*Walks over to the barstool with the handcuffs on them, Nick breaks the cuffs, and throws them through the window. He walks behind the bar, opens a bottle of scotch, and sticks a $20 in the till.*

It's good to be back.

[Qbix]

A glass of Scotch please. The weather is blazing hot outside. It's nice that the birds are singing.
I think I'll have the glass outside. Oh and throw in a glass of bubbly water as well please.

[Frodo]

Here's one glass of Scotch, just for Qbix  



Annnnnd one glass of bubbly water  



Enjoy  

[Nick]

Well, as long as your the waiter Frodo, I'll have a small peperoni pizza, a glass of coke, a breadstick, and some onion rings. I'll be outside.

[Frodo]

Hehe.  I was only keeping things warm until you returned.  

*hands the waiter's hat back to Nicky-boy*  

Welcome back Nick.