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[Frodo]

In a flash of inspiration, I 'borrowed' (Read: stole   ) this idea from Abandonia.     

The idea is to 'kill' the poster above you in a creative and original way.  It must be clear how that person dies.    

EXAMPLE:  If AJ Raffles had just posted before me, I would 'kill' her by saying that while she was reading one of her literacy books, she accidently got sucked into said book.  Suddenly appearing in the book's world like that did not go down well.  She was mistaken for a witch, and burned at the stake.  Poor AJ!  

So... who wants to 'kill' me?

[A. J. Raffles]

Frodo, on Apr 17 2008, 10:53 PM, said:

In a flash of inspiration, I 'borrowed (Read: stole   ) this idea from Abandonia.     

The idea is to 'kill' the poster above you in a creative and original way.  It must be clear how that person dies.    

EXAMPLE:  If AJ Raffles had just posted before me, I would 'kill' her by saying that while she was reading one of her literacy books, she accidently got sucked into said book.  Suddenly appearing in the book's world like that did not go down well.  She was mistaken for a witch, and burned at the stake.  Poor AJ!  

So... who wants to 'kill' me?

Sauron, obviously.

[BeefontheBone]

In the spirit of 'borrowing', AJ is drawn into the world of Gawain and the Green Knight, and despite her fine grasp of medieval English is burnt to a crisp by a dragon (probalby a Welsh one - how's your medieval Welsh?).

[Frodo]

The dragon, after burning AJ to a crisp, felt a bit peckish.  He turned around, and saw some beef lying on the road.  The dragon had always been especially fond of beef, and finding this tasty lump of BeefontheBone was such a lovely surprise.  He licked his lips, and advenced slowly, hardly daring to believe his luck.  Then... in one huge GULP... he gobled down his tasty snack, and BeefontheBone was no more.  What a way to go - dragon snack.  

[BeefontheBone]

Could be worse. Could be stabbed.

[A. J. Raffles]

BeefontheBone, on Apr 21 2008, 05:41 PM, said:

Could be worse. Could be stabbed.

Shortly after uttering those words, Beef was tragically (as opposed to comically) stabbed in the eye by a passing Renaissance ruffian who mistook him for Christopher Marlowe.

[Frodo]

AJ, who had watched Beef getting stabbed, turned to walk away.  She was immediately confronted by a pack of wild dogs, who had great fun tearing her into shreds.  

[A. J. Raffles]

Upon discovering that there was indeed a Hobnob Press, Frodo got so excited she didn't see the 15-ton weight above her head. Too bad.

[Juni Ori]

15-ton? 15 ounces would be enough for such a small little hobbit. Anyways, while laughing at overscaled flattening of Frodo AJ didn't notice she was too close and got thrown into gigantic tea-cup and drowned there.

[Frodo]

Juni was enjoying himself listening to Nightwish - Planet Hell in particular.  He played the same song over and over again, each time getting more engrossed with every beat, every note.  

He started playing 'air-drums' (pretending he really was Jukka playing the drums), but he was a little too enthusiastic.  After a particularly hard 'whump' of the drums, he brought his hand up, and the stick he was holding shot through his head, leaving a gaping hole.  

[Frodo]

Frodo got bored of waiting for someone to kill her   , so she gave hereself up to the wraiths, and let them kill her instaid.

[Sean]

Me> All.

Kill me now.

[Frodo]

Sean, on May 26 2008, 02:55 AM, said:

Me> All.

Kill me now.

Okay, I killed you.  

[Sean]

*Takes away Frodo's "One Ring To Rule Them All"*



Yep, that's right. All you've got left is that little blade.

Game Over hobbitsy.

[_r.u.s.s.]

man, she'll cut your genitals in 2
*don't mind me, i'm not posting here*