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[DannyMc252]

I'm leaving tomorrow for a week in France. I'll try to get on, but I wont be able to spam like mad!  

[Tom Henrik]

Poor Danny. He'll be enjoying himself too much to spam

Hope you'll have a fine time

[A. J. Raffles]

Avez du fun, monsieur Danny.

[DeathDude]

Have fun in France Danny, hope ya enjoy your time there.

[Doubler]

Have fun

[Fruit Pie Jones]

I've compiled the following Handy Tips for Americans Visiting France:

* Like most Europeans, the French only understand English if you speak very slowly and very loudly.
* If this doesn't work, try substituting le for the, as in "What le hell kind of stupid hat is that?"
* Should you encounter a mime, do not look it in the eye.  They consider this a sign of aggression and will likely trap you in an invisible box.
* Visitors to the Louvre are encouraged to remove Leonardo da Vinci's paintings from the wall in order to closely inspect them for secret messages.
* Contrary to what the film Pulp Fiction would have you believe, the French do not put mayonnaise on their fries.  They put snails on them.
* The French did not invent French fries, French bread, French horns, French doors, French dip sandwiches, French poodles, French, or France.
* Oh...or French kissing.  That was me.
* "Sacre bleu!" is fun to say, until you realize you're saying "Blue crown!"  Then you feel like an idiot, because what is that supposed to mean?
* Should you find a woman who does not immediately spit upon you for being a filthy American pig, she is a prostitute.  Just walk away.
* French skunks move with an uncanny quickness that borders on teleportation, especially in the amorous pursuit of cats.

[BeefontheBone]

It's also worth noting that it's not safe to assume that all women who DO spit on you for being a foul American pig-dog (or English, they hate us too) are not prostitutes...

[Frodo]

Enjoy your holiday in France Danny.  

[DakaSha]

i also learned you shouldnt call a french persons mother a "*mary magdalene*"


edit: that filter is friggen hilarious. im liking the filter more and more
(well ok its funny at least )

[BeefontheBone]

Does it filter "*French Lady of the Evening*"?

EDIT: Guess not. Best do it myself then

[DannyMc252]

Well, I have my on-bus supply list (Dosen't include food or stuff in the proper luggage):

MP3 Player - Music! This thing aint getting turned off for a long time...
25 AAA batteries - My mp3 player needs power for a week.
Mobile - I might get bored and wanna text some hot girls.
Pencilcase - Random drawey/writey stuff. Goes with the paper...
Watch - Timekeeping/Impropotu Mace
100 Sheets of Paper - Many uses. Maaany.
A4 hardback book - Makes a good lap table for writing/drawing. I've discovered nothing beats them.
Reading Book - If I get bored out of my mind, this'll be good. At that, I'll need a spare.
4 Coke cans - Caffeine will be needed. Alot.
Big blue blanket - Hiding/Smothering others/Pillow/Et Cetera
Blutack - window. 18 hours. Other road users. Paper. Use your imagination.

[Qbix]

We'll miss you!

[Tulac]

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Mobile - I might get bored and wanna text some hot girls

But sexy mobile chat is expensive in France

[DannyMc252]

Sadly.

Which is why I have £35 credit and 2 girls back here who are perfectly happy for me to randomly text them at any hour.

[PrejudiceSucks]

DannyMc252, on Jun 6 2006, 09:38 PM, said:

Sadly.

Which is why I have £35 credit and 2 girls back here who are perfectly happy for me to randomly text them at any hour.

Oh we're all so impressed with your leet skillz with w0m3n, Danny...

Anyway, I hope it all goes well. If in doubt - "Quelle domage!"